Biggest Turn Off, that one thing that really bugs you???

I love TUMA...I understand you have a "desk job". BUT Pleaseeeee......QUOTE=bojulay; 1054803209]The winner so far seems to be hygiene.

Dudes, do the gals a favor and wash up your lower half when you
get to her incall, takes what, about 5 minutes with just a little soap
and water in the tub, you don't have to take a full shower if you are
already clean and the little peace of mind you are giving the lady
by doing it will be well rewarded.

Maybe just me but I always thought this was a given.
I let a girl know that I am clean but that I want to be
just washed clean for her.

Think of it from the girls perspective, she might wondering if you
are going to be the next smelly crusty ass or not, wouldn't you want
to put her mind at ease before you start.

Do you want her to enjoy a hot session or think she is involved in
an autopsy on a five day old corpse.

Sorry if that was a little too real. Originally Posted by alaine

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Great advice Alaine!

This reminds me when I saw a gent, and we were doing 69, and besides the horrible, 8 o'clock shadow beard scraping my tender rose petals, some crust from his asshole area and taint fell on my face...can you scream "EW!"

Never seen him again. So, yes, crusty asses are a turn off. Originally Posted by Eva Damita

I just ate lunch and that just about made me lose it.


Just talking about cleanliness in general:
Obviously I don't care for any foul odor from "down there" but I really don't mind a woman's natural body scent. It's kinda boring if every provider I ever see smells like zest. I saw somebody once (someone I really like) and after our appointment on my way home I could smell her natural scent on my hands and arms. That was one of my favorite drives home. Oh well...that's just my opinion.

Oh..and BSB...that damn avatar you're using....holy crap!

I just ate lunch and that just about made me lose it.


Just talking about cleanliness in general:
Obviously I don't care for any foul odor from "down there" but I really don't mind a woman's natural body scent. It's kinda boring if every provider I ever see smells like zest. I saw somebody once (someone I really like) and after our appointment on my way home I could smell her natural scent on my hands and arms. That was one of my favorite drives home. Oh well...that's just my opinion.

Oh..and BSB...that damn avatar you're using....holy crap! Originally Posted by L.A.

I love my own natural scent...so I can imagine what it does for a man!

Sorry for ruining your lunch, babe! lol

+1 on smokers who say they're not
+1 on stubble down below

Too many tats (or any on the tits or by the Y)

Call me crazy but I don't like heels. Take them off before BCD.

Women hogging the passing lanes and not moving from it. Originally Posted by pyramider

MEN hogging the passing lane and not moving from it.

I loose it when the lady starts asking:
Are you about to cum?
Are you about to cum?
Are you about to cum?

A MAYOR TURN OFF!!!

I loose it when the lady starts asking:
Are you about to cum?
Are you about to cum?
Are you about to cum?

A MAYOR TURN OFF!!! Originally Posted by DarthDVader

It's because in the back of your mind you are also hearing

Are you going to take out the trash?
Are you going to take out the trash?
Are you going to take out the trash?

Are you going to mow the lawn?
Are you going to mow the lawn?
Are you going to mow the lawn?

Ha ha ha ha ....

It's because in the back of your mind you are also hearing

Are you going to take out the trash?
Are you going to take out the trash?
Are you going to take out the trash?

Are you going to mow the lawn?
Are you going to mow the lawn?
Are you going to mow the lawn? Originally Posted by bojulay

It's because in the back of your mind you are also hearing

Are you going to take out the trash?
Are you going to take out the trash?
Are you going to take out the trash?

Are you going to mow the lawn?
Are you going to mow the lawn?
Are you going to mow the lawn? Originally Posted by bojulay

There's worse... like "beige. I think we should paint the ceiling beige."

"Um okay, you're into what? Is that considered a fetish? Because I charge extra for fetishes."

If you don't yet know what a fetish is and you don't have the toys, equipment necessary to accomplish the session, you shouldn't be up-selling for it. If a gal is truly interested but inexperienced and offered a discount or a partial trade for toys until she gets her feet wet, that would be a keeper in fetishland.

I have a headache
I have a headache
I have a headache

my show is on
my show is on
my show is on

Providers with bad body odor. Yuk!
Providers who upsell. There's nothing worse than getting all worked up then hearing "if you want more you have to pay more"

I'll say that explosive diarrhea following the Greek pullout.

When a provider ad says "pm for more info" and when I do, the provider replies "see my reviews".

I rarely will ask something that I haven't already searched for and not found.

Time is a commodity for the provider and I don't like to waste theirs, but it doesn't take that long to reply to a simple request.

I understand you probably receive 50 requests, with mine being 49, but if you don't want to get swamped, then state it.

Peace

Penis envy when sucking on her clit and it gets bigger than my cock
……then attempting to floss her teeth with my cock during BBBJ

Breast embarrassment when mine are bigger than hers

Taking so much time to count the $1 bills in the envelope

As a one-shot-on goal guy, paying for 2 hours then cumming in 2 minutes

Pumping away, feeling great and she says, "Is it in yet?"

Asking me to wash out the rubber so she can use it again

Cleaning up, taking a shower and she refuses to call the SO to let her know I'll be home late

Getting so angry at me for confusing the languages of Russian, Greek, etc

I'm sure it happens to all of us. So frustrating, right guys?