Weirdest Place You Had Sex

Though not as interesting or exciting as some of the previous posts:

• In the parking lot at the Walhalla Memorial monument in Regensburg, Germany. It was pretty hot. Some drunk guy actually opened the car door (should have locked it) and a small crowd started to from. It just made her more excited.
• In a restroom at a night club in Germany. I thought it was pretty hot and awesome. It was weird though. None of the women that came in and out of the restroom seemed to even care.

on the hood of my car at the Guantanamo Bay old airstrip

on the hood of my car at the Guantanamo Bay old airstrip Originally Posted by sailor4u

HOT!

Well what do you consider weird? I miss the days of having sex and not being in fear of becoming a sex offender.

• Handcuffed to the search light on the hood of a police car in a cemetery. He was on shift so we had to be sneaky.
• On the top of a pumper truck in the bay on a volunteer rual fire dept. Damn those hoses were hard as fuck to lay on, puts a whole new twist on carpet burn.
• Public area near a water fountain down at the river parks.
• Public restroom at a convenience store
• On the main stage of a strip club after hours, but damn the owner caught me. Good thing he liked my BF....

1. At a local lake park:
1a in the bed of my truck
1b in the backseat of my truck like 10x
1c on the beach
1d on a park bench
2. At a local park in some playground equipment then on park bench
3. While driving down I-35 in broad daylight (bj)
4. While driving down highway 82 at night (bj)
5. While driving down highway 82 at night (fs)
6. Victoria Secret dressing room (fs in their clothes, which we bought)
7. Kohl's dressing room
8. My lover's parents house in the living room, her parents bedroom, her childhood bedroom, and her sister's bedroom
9. Hanging out the hotel window in Barcelona, Spain
10. Ka'anapali Beach in HI
11. Hana beach in HI
12. Pontoon boat in Broken Bow Lake, OK
13. Multiple hotel balconies
14. Movie theater (hj)

All I can think of for now...

Well what do you consider weird? I miss the days of having sex and not being in fear of becoming a sex offender.

• On the top of a pumper truck in the bay on a volunteer rual fire dept. Damn those hoses were hard as fuck to lay on, puts a whole new twist on carpet burn.

Originally Posted by Blaze

I did it in the front seat of the ladder truck......till she step on the siren and well even when you are 19 and hard as steel......Mr happy goes away fast when the siren goes off......at 130am..........

-- top boutique hotel in Houston. With Ms Layla.......got back from dinner, entered elevator, she pushed B button. Elevator went down to basement and stopped, door opened and closed, and we sat there. She proceeds to give me best BJ ever. Suddenly elevator starts up....she stuffs me back in my pants, but doesn't zip me up. Some guy gets in next to us and we rise up to our room...him standing next to me, her hand still in my zipper playing...

-- fly a SB in for a quickie date. Pick her up at airport. I parked on upper level. We go to my little pickup.....open her door, she lays down and I bang her on the front seat....

-- pool table of a club

At a concert in the cheap seats.
airplane in ours seats.
back of a cab.
Driving down the highway.
At work.

Great thread! Spontaneous sex in an off the wall place is ALWAYS HOT!

Baptistery at my girlfriends baptist church. Had go test the temp of the water.

In a tent while camping in a hot summer day and it was hot fun!

Oh here are a few places and I hope to add to this list in the near future:

- family changing room at the gym at an Army post
- On a desk in an office in the JAG building
- On a bridge of a cabin cruiser while docked in the slip on Lake Minnetonka
- Starbucks parking lot (needed some cream for my coffee)
- St. Pete's Beach in the gulf

Oh my this list brings back some fond memories

ON the counter top of a Denny's after closing time.

on the grass of the Transco tower with all the ducks staring at me in the rain lol

1. road head on the road 2. parking lot of an elementary school + I was a teenager with my teenage boyfriend 3. I gave head in a NYC taxi cab + inside of an elevator. 4. I have had lots of sex in swing clubs (run as a public business) + private sex parties 5. I have done outcall appointments to people's offices + fucked them at work. 6. I have fucked in almost every state in the U.S.A. ( except West Virginia / Delaware / Idaho ... so far ) 7. I fucked in hotels associated with Leona Helmsley + Paris Hilton. 8. I fucked next door to Charlie Sheen's house. 9. I am NOT much of a fan of PUBLIC PLAY + It makes me too nervous to get off or stay aroused. FEAR IS A BUZZKILL ... FOR ME 10. I used to work in strip clubs + I only slept with one girl I worked with, at her house, not at our job. 11. I had sex on the roof of my building. LOTS OF MEMORIES + I CAN'T THINK OF THEM ALL RIGHT NOW