Another Retirement Thread Not A ThreAD

Among other things....C'mon dude.

Among other things....C'mon dude. Originally Posted by Russ38

Yeah....it was pretty clear. Plus that monkey fisting thing he likes.

Yeah....it was pretty clear. Plus that monkey fisting thing he likes. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Kinda hard to ignore ya know....

IIRC, she posted a nice (and serious) note on this a while back. Maybe you should keep up.

Edit:.....and let her do her own advertising.
. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

I keep up just fine. Allison un-retired "for a few days" back in April due to family circumstances, so this appears to be a new un-retirement.

As DG pointed out then:

... as long as they are talking about you it's all good advertising. Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

And, so, back to the top! BTW, Allison can do her own kvetching and RTMing, too.

Best wishes Allison

I just tell em Happy First/second/third retirement; whichever it is.

I hope they make it. But I am not going to judge them if they gotta make a few quick bucks every now and then. Shit Happens. I wish I could go dance or fuck when I get in a pinch.

The ones that deserve shit are the ones that burn bridges on their way out.

The most productive way is to just fade away and come back as needed. But I hope you are successful and don't ever have to come back.

Sorry to hear you are leaving . good luck to you

Yes It's Another Retirement Thread...

First of all this is not a threAD ..as after this by the end of the month I will be deleting my account my website and changing my number .and please save the over under jokes as there will not be either, as some of you know I've been around a long time since the early days and I've met alot of amazing people men and women alike.

There have been a few veteran ladies who like me found it was time to hang up the garter belt..and like them I'm not coming back..my life is taking me in other directions and I'm very excited about it ..but I will miss this chapter of my life very much and there are going to be tears (already started.)

I want to personally thank each and every person who touched my life , you will always have a special place in my heart ..Thank you to all of the wonderful clientele that I had the pleasure of playing with!!! Now I know not everyone is a fan and that's cool no hard feelings its the nature of the hobby , you can't please everyone all the time .

I have had so many wonderful experiences and learned so much about myself and those are the things I will be taking with me as I embark on the next chapter . I will miss you all and wish nothing but the best for each and every one of you , and for those that think this is just another way to stir up business and draw attention to myself . let me tell you haters something , Ive been in this a long time and I could not just disappear without saying something that's not who I am. I love this Hobby and Im going to miss it something fierce but it's time ..good luck to the new girls have fun, stay safe and treat these guys like they deserve , because without them where would we be ?..

Well I've rambled on long enough so goodbye my bitter sweet hobby world I'll miss you , This is Allison (Allikat) signing off ..p.s ladies my email will be up for a bit if you need refs...oxxoxox

oh P.S wakeup I'll Miss you..xoxoxox


For everyone who likes real music this is my gift to you ..sums up my hobby life ILL MISS YOU ALL !!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xz5U3d-nXY

Originally Posted by AllisonofHouston

The replies here are the gift that keeps on giving...

Bump! Originally Posted by chicagoboy

Just curious what you had to gain by doing this. Originally Posted by DEAR_JOHN

Free advertisement? Originally Posted by dearhunter

To alert Allison's many fans of her latest un-retirement. Whereas ads move down - then off - the first page, Coed threads can get bumped back to the top repeatedly. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

He's just being a jerk trying to embarrass her in a subtle and understated manner. He's just trying to remind everybody that she was supposed to retire, yet she's back. Why he's doing this and what he has to gain by doing this is beyond me. Originally Posted by DEAR_JOHN

I just tell em Happy First/second/third retirement; whichever it is.

I hope they make it. But I am not going to judge them if they gotta make a few quick bucks every now and then. Shit Happens. I wish I could go dance or fuck when I get in a pinch.

The ones that deserve shit are the ones that burn bridges on their way out.

The most productive way is to just fade away and come back as needed. But I hope you are successful and don't ever have to come back. Originally Posted by Glenn Quagmire

The replies here are the gift that keeps on giving... Originally Posted by Wakeup

As one of the "handful of assholes" that really likes Allison and can chuckle at retirement threads... it's a lot like dying, sometimes you try really hard and they just insist on bringing you back.

Which also is really funny.

Lots of old people commenting on this thread....

Some hens would rather put out,
then be put out to the pasture.