Houston Vs. Dallas

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Y'all better watch out,she's an ex-Marine! Originally Posted by NubianPrince
I always thought it was "Once a Marine, Always a Marine" ?

Ain't no such thing as EX-Marine .... js
Love dudes that act like gossiping bitches. Deuces. Originally Posted by Alyssa71
Gossip? What calling a short fat BSC so ugly that a mask can't even hide it is gossip? You better look up the definition. I think the word you meant was TRUTH.
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Anyone keeping track of simultaneous train wrecks UITB or what?
Grace Preston's Avatar
Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa Doopity Dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me.

What do you do when the hookers a.... THOT
Roll her in flour just to find the wet... spot
Claims she's 150 but she's definitely.... not
Gets mad when dudes don't think... she's... hot...
I blame Coke and Doritos...
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Well done, Grace.
Anyone keeping track of simultaneous train wrecks UITB or what? Originally Posted by TryWeakly


At least 10. I didn't count out of sheer laziness. Just a guess.
Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa Doopity Dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me.

What do you do when the hookers a.... THOT
Gotta roll her in flour just to find the wet... spot
Claims she's 150 but she's definitely.... not
Gets mad when the dudes don't think... she's... hot...
I blame Coke and Doritos... Originally Posted by Grace Preston



Brutality!
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Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa Doopity Dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me.

What do you do when the hookers a.... THOT
Roll her in flour just to find the wet... spot
Claims she's 150 but she's definitely.... not
Gets mad when dudes don't think... she's... hot...
I blame Coke and Doritos... Originally Posted by Grace Preston
THAT WAS SO GOOD I BUMPED AGAIN........Now that there was funny folks!!
Grace Preston's Avatar
I thought it made women piss their pants and men ovulate. Huh... his powers must have weakened over time.
Y'all better watch out,she's an ex-Marine! Originally Posted by NubianPrince
I always thought it was "Once a Marine, Always a Marine" ?

Ain't no such thing as EX-Marine .... js Originally Posted by TryWeakly
These remarks sound awfully like outing someone's RWI, just saying....
Who is TCGF? Originally Posted by Alyssa71
TCGF is The baddest motherfucker to ever live. Just the sight of him makes men piss their pants and women ovulate.
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These remarks sound awfully like outing someone's RWI, just saying.... Originally Posted by andymarksman
No.. she called herself that in a thread, ergo-- no outing offense has been committed. The actual thread is posted in this thread somewhere if you care to go dig.
I thought it made women piss their pants and men ovulate. Huh... his powers must have weakened over time. Originally Posted by Grace Preston
I've gotten older. The thundercock had weakened
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I've gotten older. The thundercock had weakened Originally Posted by I am the TCGF
Understandable.. happens to the best of em.

You aren't as good as you once were, but you're as good once as you ever were.