Providers and their S.O.'s

Damn I thought some one would say I was a Tom cat.

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I really don't care if my provider has an SO. I assume all of mine do. I have one, so why should it matter that my evening delight has one as well?

I really don't care if my provider has an SO. I assume all of mine do. I have one, so why should it matter that my evening delight has one as well? Originally Posted by Jake B

good answer!

I really don't care if my provider has an SO. I assume all of mine do. I have one, so why should it matter that my evening delight has one as well? Originally Posted by Jake B

good answer! Originally Posted by DallasRain

I just figure every provider has some type of SO...doesn't matter to me because it's none of my business.

I like your sense of humor...and if you do ever walk in on your wife getting triple penetrated by the Mandingo Team...you're just going to have to chuckle and say.."aaah well this is my payback for f-ing that dudes wife back in the day"...

P.S. you're lucky that guy never got off early from work...My cousin (who's Italian) walked in on his wife getting nailed by some Puerto Rican guy...beat the shit out of him and cracked 3 vertebre in the guys neck. Puerto Rican never walked again and my cousin got 10 years but he got out in 5. True story... Originally Posted by SNL9933

Oh yeah it happened. Saw lights hit the window. Waited to hear their gate open, sure enough did, and I was out of that back butt ass naked with clothes in hand. Got dressed behind their pool house, scaled their back fence (road right behind their house, where I would park) and was gone.

The twist is just had been sort of resentful of her husband as of late (obviously) and I had just blew a load in her mouth, said she made sure they enjoy a long making out session. Poor guy, wife getting smashed out then snow balled.

Shit you get into when you start fucking around with some woman you met at Renaissance Faire

Oh yeah it happened. Saw lights hit the window. Waited to hear their gate open, sure enough did, and I was out of that back butt ass naked with clothes in hand. Got dressed behind their pool house, scaled their back fence (road right behind their house, where I would park) and was gone.

The twist is just had been sort of resentful of her husband as of late (obviously) and I had just blew a load in her mouth, said she made sure they enjoy a long making out session. Poor guy, wife getting smashed out then snow balled.

Shit you get into when you start fucking around with some woman you met at Renaissance Faire Originally Posted by PipelinerTx

That's a good one...

Ok here's a lil story. I was on a trip to Orlando so I head down to the lobby bar. It's the middle of the week (like a Wednesday) bar is fairly empty..there I am just me and some cougar sitting a couple tables away. Long story short we strike up a conversation and ultimately end up in her suite. She's married, hates her husband - they are h.s. sweet hearts with young kids and she can't get out of the marriage..blah blah blah..

He's super insecure because she found out he'd been having an affair for 10 years with some other soccer mom from their neighborhood...so she gets her sweet secret revenge when she can.

So picture this...she's laying on her back legs wide open and I'm balls deep just pounding her on the bed...the bed is rocking back and forth and to prevent her head from hitting the headboard she has one arm up pushing her self down...during this time her cel phone rings and it's hubby..she looks at me like "oh shit'..and I say just take the call so she answers her phone while I'm f-ing her because hubby is super insecure because he knows she supposedly forgave him for fucking the soccer mom for the past 10 years so he wants her to check in constantly...

I continue to screw her while she tells him about her flight and seems very normal...it was too funny...he's on the phone thinking everything is fine and all the while I'm just fucking this dudes wife during their phone call...they hang up after about 10 minutes and we just continue on...

If you've ever read Dante's Inferno it's a book about hell and what you do now will dictate what level of hell you are going to....I know that day placed me into a deeper level of hell for sure...but hey, I grew up Catholic which is why we have confession - the beauty is you get to start all over again...

That's a good one...

Ok here's a lil story. I was on a trip to Orlando so I head down to the lobby bar. It's the middle of the week (like a Wednesday) bar is fairly empty..there I am just me and some cougar sitting a couple tables away. Long story short we strike up a conversation and ultimately end up in her suite. She's married, hates her husband - they are h.s. sweet hearts with young kids and she can't get out of the marriage..blah blah blah..

He's super insecure because she found out he'd been having an affair for 10 years with some other soccer mom from their neighborhood...so she gets her sweet secret revenge when she can.

So picture this...she's laying on her back legs wide open and I'm balls deep just pounding her on the bed...the bed is rocking back and forth and to prevent her head from hitting the headboard she has one arm up pushing her self down...during this time her cel phone rings and it's hubby..she looks at me like "oh shit'..and I say just take the call so she answers her phone while I'm f-ing her because hubby is super insecure because he knows she supposedly forgave him for fucking the soccer mom for the past 10 years so he wants her to check in constantly...

I continue to screw her while she tells him about her flight and seems very normal...it was too funny...he's on the phone thinking everything is fine and all the while I'm just fucking this dudes wife during their phone call...they hang up after about 10 minutes and we just continue on...

If you've ever read Dante's Inferno it's a book about hell and what you do now will dictate what level of hell you are going to....I know that day placed me into a deeper level of hell for sure...but hey, I grew up Catholic which is why we have confession - the beauty is you get to start all over again... Originally Posted by SNL9933

Lmao, had answered the phone while getting head before that is fucking awesome.

The 9th circle is treachery, so we are about to be making company with Satan, Brutus, Judas and Cassius

Lmao, had answered the phone while getting head before that is fucking awesome.

The 9th circle is treachery, so we are about to be making company with Satan, Brutus, Judas and Cassius Originally Posted by PipelinerTx

At this rate...I may end up partying with Caligula...

I'd party with the Marquis de Sade

De Sade

Enh, pain is not my thing. giving *or* getting.

If they name something after you (sadism), chances are you were pretty screwed up and excessive with it....