Was there ever a time when John's had more control of the menu and the price?

That's what make this world turn drama lol Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

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Of course it works! Next time, accidentally-on-purpose, leave out one of the agreed upon activities and casually mention it at the end of your session as you're getting dressed. Say how much you were really looking forward to that particular activity and suggest that you think perhaps a discount is appropriate.

Works like magic! Everyone desires to be fair. Originally Posted by StinkyFingers
WOW, I'm sure all the ladies appreciate your honest self alert here StinkyFingers.


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WOW, I'm sure all the ladies appreciate your honest self alert here StinkyFingers.


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Just sitting here taking notes ..
I'll be looking forward to your alert someday when a pimp abracadabras your ass for shorting him. Originally Posted by thathottnurse
Bahahaha
I haven't read this whole exhausting thread, so forgive me if I've missed something relevant, but I have to comment in regard to Stinky's "suggestion" on how to connive a discount or partial refund out of a provider.

When I agree to see someone, it's for satisfyingly sensual companionship at a natural, unforced pace, NOT for structured paint-by-number activities. Where's the thrill and spontaneity of checking off a list? (I would do it if someone asked politely after screening and not in an entrapment sort of way, of course, but nobody I've EVER entertained has plotted a session out with me in such meticulous detail.)

He's right in that most providers try to be fair, but bear in mind that most fellows book an hour or less. Thirty to sixty minutes is not enough time to try every permutation of the sexual alphabet (heck, even 90 minutes to 2 hours is rushing a multi-event decadent decathlon), so how is it fair to "guilt" a girl into a discount or partial refund when the gentleman just ought to have booked more time for his regimented docket of debauchery?
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What? Are you whores just now figuring out who the stupid fucktards are around here?
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Seems to be the case ...
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Of course it works! Next time, accidentally-on-purpose, leave out one of the agreed upon activities and casually mention it at the end of your session as you're getting dressed. Say how much you were really looking forward to that particular activity and suggest that you think perhaps a discount is appropriate. Originally Posted by StinkyFingers
Surely your joking right?....If your not, that would have to be one of the most douchebaggerish moves I've ever heard of....
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  • 03-09-2015, 06:31 PM
Of course it works! Next time, accidentally-on-purpose, leave out one of the agreed upon activities and casually mention it at the end of your session as you're getting dressed. Say how much you were really looking forward to that particular activity and suggest that you think perhaps a discount is appropriate.

Works like magic! Everyone desires to be fair. Originally Posted by StinkyFingers
Maybe you should change your name to StickyFingers or CheapSkate.
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But, he says it works every time, rofl. I have to agree with thathotnurse on this one, if this is true, he's going to meet up with someone's mgt someday and it's not going to go well.


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Maybe you should change your name to StickyFingers or CheapSkate. Originally Posted by drax1
or change your name to sir trolling hood....most providers will tell you that you should have requested said service....they aren't mind readers....and are used to scam artist pos like you
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or change your name to sir trolling hood....most providers will tell you that you should have requested said service....they aren't mind readers....and are used to scam artist pos like you Originally Posted by Tony Gambino
And some get all insulting and start name calling, because you can't read their "menu" ....

....and follow "instructions"!
as stated previously you're actually paying for your meal.

with the hobby you're paying her to spend time with you. not the same. sounds like a time management issue.

let's exaggerate for easier understanding. you pay for a 70 oz porter house steak you sit there until your done even if you're there 3 hours. or you get a doggy bag and take it with you. you bought it, it's yours. in the hobby you could say you want to blast off 10 times because she doesn't mind MSOG and you pay her for 1 hour of her time. when times up you nutted 2 or 3 times. so that's completely her fault and she should discount you for 8 to 7 squirts because she said she didn't mind if you could get 10 off?

I vote keep practicing the magic. I mean I'm not saying you might not pull that off with some girls that are green/brand new but girls who know the hobby aren't gonna buy what you're selling. Originally Posted by JustMeCLTXGG
Not analogous: Your fault for ordering more than you could eat to begin with.

Have you never had a session where the Provider talked excessively, wasted time, was tired or mentally preoccupied and performance was lackluster, subpar, etc.?

Question for the ladies: When you know that you have not given your best because of whatever reason, and you knew you were not up to it prior to the session, yet you go forward ... what do you do? Take the full donation? Do you apologize and offer a discount? Do you say sorry, but you'll make it up next time?
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Question for the ladies: When you know that you have not given your best because of whatever reason, and you knew you were not up to it prior to the session, yet you go forward ... what do you do? Take the full donation? Do you apologize and offer a discount? Do you say sorry, but you'll make it up next time? Originally Posted by StinkyFingers
I'm not exactly sure why you restricted your inquiry to "the ladies," but ...

people in business often accept opportunities for financial reasons as well as "good will" reasons, which result in overbooking and/or lack luster efforts. At the time their expectation may well have been they expected by the time the task was scheduled they would be able to meet the standards of the customer.

There is not necessarily a sinister or nefarious motivation or purpose. People in the business of selling products and services do not always have control over supply and demand, and often the two conflict, which results in unhappy customers.

I don't like cancelling appointments, but business comes first to avoid creating unhappy customers, but I'm still going to have them, because no matter how diligent one is in meeting demands, there seems always to be a customer whose expectations exceed ones ability to make and keep them happy.

One thing I have learned about reviews on here is not to rely upon them for accuracy and expectations. Just like I don't rely on photographs or self-descriptions in ads. That's why 64 guys got taken down in a sting. They did. It's not the provider's fault if the reviewer states she is "petite" when she weighs 160 and is 5.0, and it's not the reviewer's fault when she advertises she is 130 when she's really 160, so long as the reviewer makes an honest report of the reality. So much of this is opinion ... "hot looking" ... but menu items, price, photos, and stats ought to be accurate. Often they are not.
I'm not exactly sure why you restricted your inquiry to "the ladies," but ... Originally Posted by LexusLover
Because "the ladies" are the only ones who know the answer to the question. Men can only speculate.

Why do guys always think they know the answer to questions that only a Provider would really know? Too Fucking Funny!