What's your favorite line?

Aliens

Ripley: Get away from her, you *bitch!*

Alien : Bring it, honky bitch!

Roland Sharp: I gave up alcohol about ten years ago.
Molly McCarthy: Didn't like yourself when you were drinking, huh?
Roland Sharp: Hell, I loved myself when I was drinking. It was the other people that had the problem!


Captain Nichols:[still observing the cheerleaders look at mugshots in the interrogation room] The Dixie Chicks here looked at 5,759 mug shots last night...
Captain Nichols: I now know the hottie rating of every ex-convict in the western United States.


Heather: [Barb is squeezing and hefting her breasts in front of a mirror in the interrogation room] That is a two-way mirror, girl. People are watching you!
Barb: I know! [continues to play with her breasts in front of the mirror as Capt Nichols and Sharp watch]
Captain Nichols: What do you think?
Roland Sharp:I dont know what to think.
Captain Nichols: I feel really...old

Bring It On
Cheerleaders are dancers gone retarded.

Casablanca
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick Blaine: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Louis Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.

Living Out Loud
I was married. My husband cheated on me left and right. He made me feel like I was crazy all the time. One day, he tells me it's MY fault he saw other women. So I picked up a knife and told him it was HIS fault I was stabbing him.

Lost and Found
When the phone ain't ringing, that's me not calling.

I'd buy that for a dollar!

RoboCop: Dead or alive, you're coming with me!

RoboCop: You're move creep.

Officer Lewis: Murphy, it's you!

Reporter: Robo, excuse me, Robo, any special message for all the kids watching at home?
RoboCop: Stay out of trouble.

From the original Heavy Metal Movie:

Den: Wow, nothing for 18 years and then twice in one day!
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Zeks: Look, man, if there's one thing I know, it's how to drive while I'm stoned. You know your perception is completely fucked so you just let your hands work the controls as if you were straight.
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Hanover Fiste: He never did... anything that was... illegal... [pauses] Unless you count all the times he sold dope disguised as a nun.
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Prosecutor: Are you Captain Lincoln F. Sternn?
Sternn: I am.
Prosecutor: Lincoln Sternn, you stand here accused of 12 counts of murder in the first degree, 14 counts of armed theft of Federation property, 22 counts of piracy in high space, 18 counts of fraud, 37 counts of rape and one moving violation. How do you plead?
Stern: Not guilty.

"I am the Iron Man"

"Life's tough. It is tougher if your stupid."
John Wayne

From Dune...

Gurney Halleck: "Behold, as a wild ass in the desert, go I forth to my work."

Favorite movie... I could quote almost every scene for some one liner..


Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.

another one...
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ghee-na-na-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.


one more.

Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?"
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

Castor Troy: If you dress like Halloween, ghouls will try to get in your pants. - Face/Off

Castor Troy: You'll be seeing a lot of changes around here. Papa's got a brand new bag. - Face/Off

Castor Troy: Y'know, I could eat a peach for hours. - Face/Off

Dietrich: No more drugs for that man. - Face/Off

Pulp Fiction:

Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What? What? Wh - ?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherf*cker, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherf*cker, say what one more Godd*mn time!

Finally under Reese

"Yes, Yes, Yes!

Scene from...When Harry Met Sally.....and she was explaining how women fake an orgasm

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.
Woody Allen (Crimes and Misdemeanors, 1989)

Jane: I've heard police work is dangerous.
Frank: It is. That's why I carry a big gun.
Jane: Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?
Frank: I used to have that problem.
Jane: What did you do about it?
Frank: I just think about baseball.

[Frank recalls a prior love]
Frank: I'd known her for years. We used to go to all the police functions together. Ah, how I loved her, but she had her music. I think she had her music. She'd hang out with the Chicago Male Chorus and Symphony. I don't recall her playing an instrument or being able to carry a tune. Yet she was on the road 300 days of the year. In fact, I bought her a harp for Christmas. She asked me what it was.

Mayor: Oh, Drebin. I don't want any trouble like you had last year on the south side. Understand? That's my policy.
Frank: Yes, well when I see five weirdo's dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare in the park production of "Julius Caesar" you moron! You killed five actors, good ones!

Showgirls:

Crystal: You wanna know the best advice I ever gave you..?

Nomi: If you're the last one standing there, they'll hire you....


Showgirls:

Yea you can dance, but you gotta hold some of it back. Dancing aint fucking...

Showgirls:

Zac: So how much did you charge?....Hooking?
Nomi: 50, 100 sometimes....
Zac: Awww baby. You have low self esteem cuz you are 1 fantastic fuck...

Players Club:

Make the money don't let it make you!


(Do we see the trend on my favorite movie(s)...?) *giggling*

~Genesis Nicole~