Why traveling providers avoid Houston …

I take offense with your choice of avatars and have made a direct correlation between it and why my left hand never tours anymore. Originally Posted by Diomidis

I'm offended and the the red letters I can't read on yours. HIGHLY OFFENDED. I'm sure Wake Up agrees with me. I'm going to start a whole thread about why your avatar should be taken down because I am so deeply offended. I'm calling all the mods and writing letters and emails. I'm going to write my congressman and tell him about some bill regarding avatars. Just YOURS.

No wonder your left hand won't tour, it has no idea what the right hand is doing!

So...we done here Brooke? I know you're still hammering away in the Powder Room, but you haven't posted publically since you started this. The festivities complete? This didn't exactly turn out the way you wanted, nothing does, but you've really taken this one up the butt with no lube, so I'm just wondering if you'll be closing this thread anytime soon or can we continue to roll you up a bit more?

Today is the day of reckoning after all...so game on or not?

Gig'em

Damn! I go away from the board for two days and miss an EPIC amount of drama and as BM put it "SHMB Gold!".

Damn Accountants! Fucking burying me in paperwork and forms for two days dealing with Real Life making miss all the damn fun!!

So much on this thread I missed and want to hit on, but I'll settle for BW, or London to come back in and try and fence w/Wake......

Hey Wake...... I'm not sure you could have been any more obvious in your baiting, and HOLY SHIT if it wasn't just gobbled up!!! Fucking AWESOME!!

Next time we'll get you runway lights, neon signs, and banners that all say "THIS IS BAIT TO BRING OUT THE STUPID IN YOU!! ENTER AT YOUR OWN PERIL"

And from a simple avatar change, we have learned SO MUCH!!! EPIC!! FUCKING EPIC!!!

Someone call Sofia and get her in here to get BW all worked up all over again and kick this thread back up!


JaD

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Holy shit Ansley is HOT!! We'll Kick Wakeup out of Houston for a while if she comes to visit! Ha!

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Holy shit Ansley is HOT!! We'll Kick Wakeup out of Houston for a while if she comes to visit! Ha! Originally Posted by Jusanotherdude

You don't have to kick me out...I'm going to be busy. I just learned that I passed Amber's screening so I'll be going in soon...

Wakeup if you see Amber man you will have to write a review. Can we say epic lol.

LOL this is hilarious! Originally Posted by Jules Jaguar

Is it not creepy to give services with a smile the whole time? You would freak guys out, no?

just sayin....

Holy shit...and you all thought I was fucking nuts and a monstrous pain in the ass.

Wow...this takes the freekin cake.

Holy shit...and you all thought I was fucking nuts and a monstrous pain in the ass.

Wow...this takes the freekin cake. Originally Posted by TheDogger

Well now.... there is a lot of area for interpretation here...... who do YOU think is the one who is "nuts and a monstrous pain in the ass"?!?

Just asking.....


JaD

Holy shit...and you all thought I was fucking nuts and a monstrous pain in the ass.

Wow...this takes the freekin cake. Originally Posted by TheDogger

You are.......! Cake Hog! Leave the pastries for Jebus

But But BUT............ Brooke Come back- you have not given us the Backpages "ugly list of providers not to see'. The guys look forward to that daily.

Someone call Sofia and get her in here to get BW all worked up all over again and kick this thread back up!

JaD

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Holy shit Ansley is HOT!! We'll Kick Wakeup out of Houston for a while if she comes to visit! Ha! Originally Posted by Jusanotherdude

I don't think she ever left...just saying.

Wakeup do you have a job honey ,because you live on the board. If Amber sees you id love to know how that goes down. Just remember she could kick your ass literally and we'd all pay for your appt just for that alone!

Wakeup do you have a job honey ,because you live on the board. If Amber sees you id love to know how that goes down. Just remember she could kick your ass literally and we'd all pay for your appt just for that alone! Originally Posted by caramelqtee mila

I do have a job Mila, I'm at it now. But on December 17th, an International Day, I'll find time to celebrate as I should, by bashing Dumbass Providers...

I do have a job Mila, I'm at it now. But on December 17th, an International Day, I'll find time to celebrate as I should, by bashing Dumbass Providers... Originally Posted by Wakeuр

I wonder who "we" is........