Rates, ect. What you get for your buck?

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LOL OSD, I think nita told me to stuff a tampon up my ass. Still not sure Originally Posted by GP
Are you the cow or the tampon?
hmmmm? What a fitting image...oh sorry my mind... away wandering about someone...
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Im speechless now....

Ne nézz rám Originally Posted by jymie
mmm Hvaða hlutfall
edit:Wow I translated back to english and that does not come out right at all using the same translation tool. http://translate.google.com
OMG, people are speaking in tongues. I hope it does not mean we have found religion.
I hear there's a lot of dropping to knees followed by worship services.
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whats your rate
in Iceland is "Hvaða hlutfall" back its "the percentage". so I try Irish "whats do ráta" use detect and it detected Slovak to "whats in counts". So who are the providers, that charge by the inch?
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If providers charged by the inch, I could get off dirt cheap!
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If providers charged by the inch, I could get off dirt cheap! Originally Posted by jymie
She will round it up for you
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back to that

250/6.5=38.47 rounded up, when erect. So if she charged by the inch????????

Edit: I can see the guys lying in the rate area of review. Then she can when she reads it. "No way is he 10", it was more like 2" if that.
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$62.50, hmmm any takers ladies lol
This is a time when the provider absolutely would want to take inflation into consideration.
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mmmm deflation more like it. Will lie down for BCD. Lie up for the review, to every ruler is a foot.

Balls cried the queen, and the king laughed for he had two.
Then the queen laughed, for she had his!!!!!!!!
Or to more resent Hilliary tried hard to keep Bill's in a lock box!!!
Gentlemen, Gentlemen, Gentlemen...This is serious business...We must get this discussion back on track...We need to be discussing Rates...Not foreign languages, not inch conversions, not Tampons up our Cow Butts...

Dammit This is serious! The ladies need to know about Rates...Rates so they can decide who amongst us is respectful. Which ones of Us are best qualified to be Babysat. Not which ones of us can convert inches to dollars it would cost to buy Hungarian Cow tampons at bulk rate!!!!


Rates!!!! dammit Rates!!!!
What if we used centimeters instead?

Would that make this more serious?
Dammit!!! That's so immature...Now none of us are gonna find Baby sitters!!!!