So hypothetically Yummy....

3 reviews........3 banned whores.........fucking awesome. Originally Posted by dearhunter

No place but eccie Houston. You can't make this stuff up.

But if the (new)TG, posted an ISO for some 'tang,....

.....at least two pods and several that can't balance their checkbook would be available in any part of town within the hour.

ijs

They could meet for drincks, then take it from there.

I'm guessing Yummy is kinda glad she didn't connect with TG and Foxy.

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I'm guessing Yummy is kinda glad she didn't connect with TG and Foxy. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

It was just "hypothetical" ....says the subject line.

But she still has a chance for next time,....

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Tell me what to do for next time, for there will certainly be one! Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

No place but eccie Houston. You can't make this stuff up.

But if the (new)TG, posted an ISO for some 'tang,....

.....at least two pods and several that can't balance their checkbook would be available in any part of town within the hour.

ijs Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Really? I have posted in ISO, several times, and it's never gotten me anywhere. Between schedules not lining up, NCNS, lack of effective communication in almost everyone I reach out to, why do you think I'm reaching elsewhere for talent? The most common advice given in every thread everywhere (even in reviews for H-Town providers) is to wait for Dallas providers to travel through. I just reached further afield.

3 reviews........3 banned whores.........fucking awesome. Originally Posted by dearhunter

A feat only a "sophisticated gentleman" can pull off.
Maybe you could come take a ride with me TG; I'm working on ban #9 right now

I'd never NCNS you, and our schedules would most definitely linck up

Hippos like pussy...

Originally Posted by SpiceItUp

a new definition of "eating pussy"
butt I'll allow it

Really? I have posted in ISO, several times, and it's never gotten me anywhere. Between schedules not lining up, NCNS, lack of effective communication in almost everyone I reach out to, why do you think I'm reaching elsewhere for talent? The most common advice given in every thread everywhere (even in reviews for H-Town providers) is to wait for Dallas providers to travel through. I just reached further afield. Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

Several = two,....and they were lame:

Second....for a "unicorn" in Galveston

ISO a smoking hottie in Galveston / Jamaica Beach

Looking for a unicorn! Smoking hottie with IOP who likes long walks on the beach, moonlight rendezvous, and BBBJs. Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

First....

Need some massage guidance

Hello!

New to the hobby, so newbie question I suppose.

I need some pointers (in PM if needed for safety of...LMT?) towards some ladies that provide massages.

I regularly get massages at established facilities (of the completely clean nature (IE, MassageEnvy), but the idea that I could have one from someone more attractive than whom I typically get my massage from, that would probably be equally relaxing, offers massage+ techniques, which I thought only existed in bad porn until a week ago...and probably costs the same or less as my existing service - good Lord.

I have a single reference, because I've only met a single provider, but she's well-respected member of the **BANNED** community, so that should suffice. Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

Several = two,....and they were lame:

Second....for a "unicorn" in Galveston





First.... Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

There's NO such thing of unicorns..

And I guess that's consider beastiality if they did exits..

There's plenty of smoking hotties out there; a fraction of which are also intelligent and engaging; a fraction of which are also selling their companionship, a fraction of which will in turn wind up on my limited radar.

The things worth having are rarely easy to acquire, but I'm not going to stop looking for them because you don't think they exist.

Several = two, Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Despite the faux paus that this thread represents, I tend to PMs, e-mails, provider webpage contact forms, and P411 messages. I find ISO to be a barren, desolate wasteland - and I think someone even posted in one of those threads that I shouldn't bother with ISO because providers rarely read them.

So I frequent the provider ads instead; occasionally dipping into the Welcome Wagon to find someone to PM.

The one thread I've wanted to post in ISO - that I think would turn out disastrously in every respect - would be a challenge ISO: ISO Hands Free BBBJTC, $1000 reward.

Not everyone can be Fellucia Blow, but I think the internet would burn down before any provider would admit that their oral skills aren't actually *that* good. The first time a provider did their best, and their best wasn't good enough...I don't want part of that drama.

Right, right... Your good dude...

Unicorn must be a term I know nothing of, and I consider myself pretty hip when it comes to terms..
I consider myself versatile... Guess I need to go to urban dictionary to educate myself, I like to be on top of all slangs, and don't want to be off with the times and considered old fashion..

Right, right... Your good dude...

Unicorn must be a term I know nothing of, and I consider myself pretty hip when it comes to terms..
I consider myself versatile... Guest I need to go to urban dictionary to educate myself, I like to be on top of all slangs, and don't want to be off with the times and consider old fashion.. Originally Posted by Champagne Brown

Well, I just looked up "Unicorn" on Urban Dictionary, and it calls for a single, attractive, bisexual woman in the top definition, although I like the second definition the most.

I didn't realize bisexual was part of being a unicorn, but...given my bucket list, no complaints there.

Well, I just looked up "Unicorn" on Urban Dictionary, and it calls for a single, attractive, bisexual woman in the top definition, although I like the second definition the most.

I didn't realize bisexual was part of being a unicorn, but...given my bucket list, no complaints there. Originally Posted by TravelingGentleman

Thanks TG for helping me get a little more hipper and being with the times, had no Ideal what a unicorn was.. Thought you were talking about the fairy tale unicorn, so you cleared up a lot of stuff what you meant by saying unicorn..

I eccie

We might have reached the gramma nazi's maximum for the number of times the word "unicorn" can be used in a thread.