Top Ways To Piss A Provider Off.....

Is the customer breathing on the list yet? Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Clever. No, not yet haha.

Is the customer breathing on the list yet? Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Clever. No, not yet haha

I think he is ready to get banned again. Originally Posted by Jemma Martin

Just curious, does the bat shit crazy gene you have run in the family? Have any 25 year old cousins that are hot and have a life's ambition of becoming a whore like you did?

Speaking of NCNS, I was waiting in the lobby of a hotel texting to an ATF of mine for about an hour (30 minutes before and 30 minutes after our appointment was supposed to begin), and she never responded. So I was getting ready to leave and guess who comes out of the elevator but my ATF (who gave up on me and came down for lunch). She stares at me and I at her, and we both say that we have been texting each other for the past hour, but neither of us received the texts.

So we go up to her her room and start the fun activities, and then guess what we hear... a constant beeping that starts on my phone. So I get up and go look, and yup, her texts starting from an hour ago are just now coming in. Apparently my cheap burner phone provider had some hiccups on their phone server and delayed my texts and hers.

We had a laugh, but it sucked at the time...


Oh, also, about asking about discounts, why get upset when we ask about discounts if you as a provider occasionally offer discounts ?

What do you have against Asians?

"Your a whore bitch" Lmao

I once had a guy who insisted to know that he was the first person to see me that day and then kept bothering me about the matter even after I assured him I was. He went on to harass me in other ways. Thats a good way to piss off a provider.

Any kind of harassment or pestering is pretty high on my list.

I once had a guy who insisted to be the first of the day then he needed to be late. I was annoyed with the request because what I do with my body outside of our hour was none of his buisness but, even after I assured him I was low volume and he was the first and only he kept pestering me about it. I ended up cancelling the session.

Generally speaking any kind of pestering and excessive texts will quickly annoy a provider ESPECIALLY if you are a NCNS after a ton of texting, inquiry and scheduling.

This is Lame, my replies to posts are posting as posts and When I go to delete them they dont delete!

To Jemma,

Good morning my pretty little butterfly. I bring you a little bouquet, a fragrant token of my deep devotion. I have long admired you; gazed in wonder at your sweet and maidenly virtue, marveled at your tender loveliness - in short, I am asking you to become my wife.


enderwiggin:

Jesus. Tittyfucking. Christ.

Bye, Jemma. I'll miss your meltdowns and not-so-subtle sock-puppet reviews.
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Welcome back, enderwiggen!

Having an enormous diga ding lin long....

Guys will start doing this when ladies get to the point they:
1). Are completely ready 10 minutes BEFORE appointment time
2). Send us the room number 5 minutes BEFORE appointment time

This way, we can actually arrive, get straight out of the car and be knocking on your door exactly at appointment time.

Try sitting in an apartment/hotel parking lot for 20 minutes looking like a stalker while people walk by stairing at you if you want to know what uncaomfortable is. Originally Posted by citizen44

+1. I detest that scenario. Poor time management. One could catch wisdom and body fluids simultaneously with a tad more focus.

BTW, I jet after 5 min. Mood perishes quickly. We should get a per minute rebate at lapdance rates.

Why comment on a 2 year old thread??????????? Must have had a long night!!!!!!

Yesterday has ran into tomorrow.
-DAVID ALLEN COE

Having an enormous diga ding lin long.... Originally Posted by theonean

Really a 2 year old thread