Dear Honest Abe,
Who is your Vice President? I smell an impeachment or assassination attempt brewing, your fanclub is creating new handles before the ink has even dried on their Banned handles.
The Union must have sufficient, worthy Representation and Leadership in the event of your capture or expulsion, lynching, lethal throat punch or the old bullet from behind!!
Please tell us it’s not ChungBoy or BLT? One is a VietDong sympathizer and the other a lover of the Mexican Burrito according to the latest ECCIE intel aka #ItMustBeTrueBecauseISaidIt and it’s on the Internet now!!