CDC admits vaccines don’t work

It's been achieved. Stop moving the goalposts. Originally Posted by gnadfly

yeah, they moved the goal post on herd immunity. first they claimed you get it at 50% then moved it to 70%. this was last year.

Lime juice, vodka and tonic is how I take mine.

add vodka? that's a kick, but hopefully not with vitamin C, D & Z.

It's been achieved. Stop moving the goalposts. Originally Posted by gnadfly

Five reasons why COVID herd immunity is probably impossible:

https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-021-00728-2

add vodka? that's a kick, but hopefully not with vitamin C, D & Z. Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm

PLEASE Dilbert (aside: see how I use the magic word even though you don't), get it RIGHT. Zinc is not a vitamin. And you need to add quercetin.

Here's the recipe for the anti-covid cocktail

2 ounces vodka
1/4 ounce freshly squeezed lime juice
5 ounces tonic water
500 mg Vitamin C
50 mg Zinc
2000 mg Vitamin D
250 mg quercetin
2 tablespoons Pepto Bismol

Yummy!

1/4 ounce freshly squeezed lime juice Originally Posted by Tiny

Can I expect any covid protection, if a Lady squeezes my Lemon until the juice runs down my leg?

PLEASE Dilbert (aside: see how I use the magic word even though you don't), get it RIGHT. Zinc is not a vitamin. And you need to add quercetin.

Here's the recipe for the anti-covid cocktail

2 ounces vodka
1/4 ounce freshly squeezed lime juice
5 ounces tonic water
500 mg Vitamin C
50 mg Zinc
2000 mg Vitamin D
250 mg quercetin
2 tablespoons Pepto Bismol

Yummy! Originally Posted by Tiny

pepto bismol???

Won't the alcohol interfere with absorbing the vitamins and minerals?

pepto bismol??? Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm

Helps with the hangover and stomach upset.

Won't the alcohol interfere with absorbing the vitamins and minerals? Originally Posted by Strokey_McDingDong

True, but it gives you a nice buzz

To be clear, this is a joke. If you remove the alcohol, tonic, pepto bismol and lime juice, it does approximate the Eastern Virginia Medical University protocol for COVID prevention

To be clear, this is a joke. If you remove the alcohol, tonic, pepto bismol and lime juice, it does approximate the Eastern Virginia Medical University protocol for COVID prevention Originally Posted by Tiny

Get the vaccine, double mask and lock yourself down!!!! That’s the Fauci protocol!

Get the vaccine, double mask and lock yourself down!!!! That’s the Fauci protocol! Originally Posted by bambino

That’s definitely more effective. You could get away with just one mask if it’s an N95 or KN95.

Knob creek ,,, fixs all

Can I expect any covid protection, if a Lady squeezes my Lemon until the juice runs down my leg? Originally Posted by Chung Tran

Probably not. She'll need to scrape up the seeds.

The best preventative measure is to lock yourself down. That's 100% protection. If you seriously don't have any social contact with anyone, your risk of contracting COVID is 0, and that's better than vaccines and masks.

Can I expect any covid protection, if a Lady squeezes my Lemon until the juice runs down my leg? Originally Posted by Chung Tran

LexusLover is right. There's got to be some way she can scoop it up, impregnate herself, and then you're on the hook for child support for 18 years.

I recommend the McDingDong strategy, extreme lockdown. Not only will it prevent COVID, but also unwanted pregnancies.