Mobile whore house

les123's Avatar
So, my bro and I were eating at the local fast food joint today when a tall van pulled in the parking lot. It was a van with extended head room. Kind of like the Amazon delivery vans only taller. The windows were screened out with blankets. After we got done eating I had the bro intentionally drive by so I could get a better look. A youngish female was at the wheel staring at her phone. Unfortunately, the tell was in the passenger seat. It was completely full of shit. I mean stuff. I’m betting she was living in the van. An all to common occurrence in today’s society. My question is this, why wouldn’t a mobile shagging wagon work? Brings me back to memories of traveling with my buddy in their leisure van. I was dead tired but I couldn’t sleep a wink because my buddies gf was asleep right next to me. I mean up against me. Yes, I did have a crush on her and no I didn’t grab her ass. I’ve often wondered if she deliberately lay down next to me just to test me. She was wearing those gym shorts the girls wore back in the 80’s . I could have easily played with her while we drove toward the northern lights.
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Living out of a vehicle has become a thing on social media recently. There’s plenty of tubers and tockers making whole channels about it. As far as a mobile hotspot? I guess I don’t know what I would say if a provider told me to come to the Wallyworld parking lot or some random parking lot let alone some parking garage or random side street. Imagine the money she could make tailgating at a football game though.
People experience that every year at the Sturgis motorcycle Rally!! Very open environment,
I’ve experienced that in the DSM area. There is a traveling provider who has a nice RV and would park it in various parking lots in the WDM area. I’ve seen ads for her not too long ago, but have not visited her for at least a few years.
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I’ve experienced that in the DSM area. There is a traveling provider who has a nice RV and would park it in various parking lots in the WDM area. I’ve seen ads for her not too long ago, but have not visited her for at least a few years. Originally Posted by aguyindesmoines
I’ll be. Could be her. Polk county license but it’s not a nice RV. Kind of ran down.
Pussy Wagon … yeh Onlyfans girls do this - it’s a thing - and make no mistake some only fans girls provide - not all.. my current SB has an Onlyfans- I’m not on it though- I have a subscription lol
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I have a friend That was propositioned by a lady with a RV at a rest area. He declined as he is not into that at all.
Smokey and the Bandit had a brothel on wheels in the movie .

On a side note house boats are fun also .

Could you imagine how many bath towels that would have to be on standby in the R,V .

There used to be a adult movie series back in the middle 1990,s called Shane's world if I remember correctly that also centered around a transportation theme .

Then there is also Bang Bus .


Fake taxi

Tuk tuk patrol .

Shivering snowmobiles.

Etc etc

Bring back the boob&lube my truck could use a oil change ...
Not too long ago I saw an escort in California in an RV. There are some high end RVs these days that run several hundred thousand dollars that have modern luxury amenities and she had one of those. It was comparable to a five star hotel. So yeah, it’s being done elsewhere. Keep safety in mind as always as you never know who might a guest and if the RV is on any APBs by the cops. I’d consider it a higher risk than a hotel but not as much as a car date.
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Omg that would be so fun to travel around getting laid and paid on the road like that all comfy the back of a van lol. I doubt guys would pay as much because it's historically associated with low class ladies to do the car dates and such even if it's a quality provider.
It would be safer then a hotel room or a car because rv's are considered a 2nd residence so police would need an actual search warrant to enter not just reasonable suspicion like a car or a hotel room