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"No, that's my stimulus package..."

"The 'stimulus package' didn't work as promised, but at least someone's package is getting stimulated!"

This is a big fucking deal...

Ok Sensia.....Let me ditch CJ7 and WTF and then I'll follow you back to your trailer.

No I don't play baseball,why do you ask...

"No, that's my right hand on your shoulder."

pssssst..

75 for half and half

"My boss really likes sitting there to, especially when I pull his ears and go "weee, weeee". . . all the way home.

"Do you have a blue dress?"

"will route $66 get me to greece?"

"Why yes, I know Bill Clinton. If you want to meet him . . . "

a biker quote----

I bet you like something hard & throbbing between your legs

Psssst....Dont tell anyone but......Im also CuteOldGuy.

.....Im parked over by the commissary

No, sweet thing, I don't know what "Lucky Pierre is"

But if you want to watch me do it, I'm game.