Very Short Conversation

OldGrump's Avatar
As usual, Fred was sitting in front of the TV watching a ball game with the remote in one hand and a beer in the other.

His wife comes home from work, pours herself a glass of wine and sits down next to him.

At half-time, she says "I love you".

He mutes the TV, puts down his beer and asks "Is that you or the wine talking?"

She smiles, takes another sip and says "It was me....talking to the wine".
Lana Warren's Avatar
That's a good one
PAPA JOE's Avatar
......... that sounds familiar !!! LOL