Greek hygiene question

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In all my years of mongering, I have abstained from trying Greek. My reasoning is that since poo comes out of there, how can it be clean and hygienic and not smell hideous? Does the provider take a colonic each and every time in preparation? Inquiring minds want to know!

i’ve seen 1000 porn movies where bareback anal looks quite clean. How is this achieved?
MarcellusWalluz's Avatar
Porn uses CGI
In reality your Dick ends up looking like a Snickers bar after packing fudge, in my case the Fun Size Snickers.
There are ways to keep clean and hygienic. My guess is that most girls do, but some don’t. Just in case, I always choose not to “go there”.
Wear a condom and flush it, also HIV protection.
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Not a fan of greek but know a lot of girls that will do it for more $$$. The ones that are true pros will only do it if you prebook so they can flush the system and restrict food intake til after the deed.
ICU 812's Avatar
Lebrouge: Do some research and then think about it.

First, ask your doctor about what it is like for him to do a prostate exam. Then consider the recommended patient prep before getting a Colonoscopy procedure. Now think it over . . .

That should answer your questions.
In all my years of mongering, I have abstained from trying Greek. My reasoning is that since poo comes out of there, how can it be clean and hygienic and not smell hideous? Does the provider take a colonic each and every time in preparation? Inquiring minds want to know!

i’ve seen 1000 porn movies where bareback anal looks quite clean. How is this achieved? Originally Posted by lebrouge
In all your years of mongering and all the years of the internet, you never thought to look it up? But come here for advice & information?
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In all your years of mongering and all the years of the internet, you never thought to look it up? But come here for advice & information? Originally Posted by papadee
I was never attracted to greek until a provider I like recently offered it.
I thought i’d ask some of the experienced guys on here as a shortcut, but i still dont have a good answer. Maybe this is a question for the provider ladies?
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I was never attracted to greek until a provider I like recently offered it. Originally Posted by lebrouge
All inclusive ? If so can you send me her details/link ?
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Thanks
I was never attracted to greek until a provider I like recently offered it.
I thought i’d ask some of the experienced guys on here as a shortcut, but i still dont have a good answer. Maybe this is a question for the provider ladies? Originally Posted by lebrouge
Once again, look it up. Or ask the provider herself. You'll find the answer, but still will have to trust that the provider does what the info says.
Y’all sound like a bunch of 14 year old boys.
Greek is my favorite in the hobby. If you find a provider that offers then you have found a diamond in the rough. Many women don't like it, only the ones who finds pleasure in a little pain. I've never have had a bad experience. (poop on the cock or horrible smell) If she offer her ass then she's prep for it.
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So I finally did some research and here's what I came up with:

1. Provider needs to evacuate (poo!) one or a few hours before.
2. Then do a rectal douche (similar to a vaginal douche). A strong water jet will do it (such as one from a European bidet). An enema would work but it's overkill.

That's it! The other recommendation is to use a lot of lube, and if the babe's anus is tight, gently prep it with a butt plug or a dildo (also lubed).

... From what I've read the rectum is somewhat self-cleaning after a poo, but without the above prep you might still end up with some residue/smell...