Biden:
Hey boss. Sorry to bother you, but I want you to know that you will be hearing some pretty bad things in the next few months. We have tried every tactic that You and Putin suggested to keep Trump down, but it seems the voters ain’t buying it.
So I will be forced to make a bunch of promises about raising tariffs, keeping your electric cars out of the US, and so on. Just don’t pay any attention. As my buddy Barrack said, I can get back to business after the election.
I’m sure we still have enough morons and communist wannabe voters to pull it off. Just keep the checks coming, you have the account numbers.
Xi:
I understand completely. Just so you remember who you are working for.