This morning, on the way home from a romp with one of my favorite ladies, I stopped by the Starbucks inside the Crossroads Super Target for my caffeine fix. Directly in front of me in line were mom, dad, and toddler daughter waiting to place their order.
Whatever the impatient toddler did -- I didn't catch it -- dad had to discipline her. A few minutes later, she was badgering him to head to the toy section.
"You were a bad girl," he gently but firmly replied. "Only good girls get toys."
I was tempted to interject:
"I appreciate you taking your fathering seriously, but that's not true: I was just with a bad girl who has lots of toys!"
In the interest of keeping it entertaining, all you bad girls out there, over to you -- what is your favorite toy(s)?