"On Earth, we have poles melting, surface temperature rising, tropospheric temperatures rising, permafrost melting, glaciers worldwide melting, CO2 concentrations increasing, borehole analysis showing warming, sea ice receding, proxy reconstructions showing warming, sea level rising, sea surface temperatures rising, energy imbalance, ice sheets melting, and stratospheric cooling, all of which leads us to believe the earth is undergoing global warming driven by an enhanced greenhouse effect.
One Mars we have one spot melting, which leads us to believe that ... one spot is melting."
The "evidence" that Mars is warming is just a few pictures. Please provide what evidence you have that Mars and Saturn are warming.
The only thing that Earth and those other planets have in common as far as global warming is the Sun. And we know that the Sun isn't driving global warming. We also know that there are natural cycles on Earth. BUT...there is a strong UNNATURAL force on top of the natural cycles. That's human-caused global warming.
If Al Gore invested his money in oil companies you'd rip him for that, too. You just don't like Al Gore. That's fine. He's correct though. Inconvenient isn't it?