BF Application

I wonder if there is a girlfriend version of this application?

The Official Girlfriend Application

1) Do you have a pussy?
2) Can you deep throat?
3) Can you shut the fuck up while i'm getting a nut?

If I had currenlty had a PC with photoshop I could make the GF application.

The original BF application is a little longer -
http://www.yourobserver.com/resource...0713095615.pdf

There is actually a very thorough GF application here ...

http://thenitza.home.comcast.net/~th...pplication.pdf

I remember once in response to some women in my social circle making a checklist for things they expected out of a boyfriend (and the amount of money he made, type of car he drove, and some very superficial things were up at the top) we did a girlfriend rating system. Boy did that go over well... It had penalties for things like "lose a point for every anti-psychotic/anti-depression medication you're currently taking".