Lifesavers the candy with the hole in the middle.

A school teacher gave her students a test.
They were to identify flavors by color.
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red...................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon

Green.................Lime

Orange ...............Orange


Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.

None of the children could identify the taste.


The teacher said, "I'll give you all a clue.
It's what your Mother sometimes calls your father.

"

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
"Oh my God! They're ass-holes!"

cute