Intimidation makes your DICK go LIMP

Out of curiosity...

When you hobbyists arrive at your appt...your dick is on rock hard!

But when it's time to perform your dick goes limp. Why is that? Are you intimidated by her looks? Are her assets overwhelming?

Starting fun convo...GO!
pyramider's Avatar
Could be nerves. In order to relax the gentleman, you need to introduce him to your taint.
Nerves sounds about right...LMFAO...taint...of course says the guy that loves glory holes
Tobor the 8th Man's Avatar
mebbe...disappointment?
What would be the disappointment, if your dick is still hard during foreplay?
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Maybe he caught a whiff of that cooch.
Tobor the 8th Man's Avatar
okokokok...

Sorry Nala. You were trying to open a legit conversation (a little threADie but I'm OK with that) and I went all ECCIE on you instead of trying to answer.
UGH!!! I cant stand that damn word...it sounds stank lol
But if it was her box then the dick would have been limp during foreplay lol
Yeah don't be all intense on me lol just fun convo
Tobor the 8th Man's Avatar
There really is no good word for lady parts.

OK, maybe lady parts.

No. That also sucks.

Hoo Haa - sucks. don't say that to Nick Offerman
Yoni - Oh god no.
Pussy - that works but we both gotta be ALL worked up.
Vag - that's what gals say to each other when talking about Aunt Flo.

Help me Nala! You're my only hope!
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Nala-

To add light to what I just said:

https://youtu.be/L0jQz6jqQS0?t=20m18s
Trey's Avatar
  • Trey
  • 07-04-2017, 05:55 PM
If his dick is limp rub your big hooters on it I'm sure it will work.
What is with the recent rash of poorly posted threADs?


Girls. Think before you hit post. There was no way a title line like that was going to fetch anything but what I just read above.
@Trey Love your answer HAHAHA

@Mythos It grabbed your attention enough for you to read through all of the comments and add yours so... LMAO

@Tobor the 8th Man Yeah lady parts sucks too! Perhaps PEARL..."Lick my pearl"...I like it
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Nerves sounds about right...LMFAO...taint...of course says the guy that loves glory holes Originally Posted by NalaofHouston


I have never mentioned glory holes. I am a certified taintologist, I deal with taint.