Me: Yeah I think so, depends on when you'd like to meet up.
Him: Hey I have a question. Um, I noticed on all your reviews that it says you do K-9. Is that true?
Me: Well yeah, sure.
Him: Really??
Me: Of course, who doesn't?
Him: Oh wow, yeah I just couldn't believe you did that.
Me: Uh, wait a second, you do know what K-9 means, right? It means doggie-style, as in the position.
Him: Oh thank god, I thought I was gonna have to find a new girl after reading that.
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