Bah humpbug

This goes out to all the guys who have significant others out there. So every year around this time we go back and forth on what she wants or what I want for Christmas. I have to be honest I'm no bankroll however if I want something I will save money and go buy it period. I tell her don't waste time trying to dream up ideas that end up sitting in my closet still in the box, or hanging in the closet with tags still on them 3 years later. She gets bummed that she put time, energy and money into something that never gets used. I came up with an idea years ago that she still just won't take in:

All I want for Christmas is a blowjob punch card period.


I told her she can also have any type of gift card she would like ie.
1. Me cooking and cleaning
2. As much oral as she can handle
3.Honey do list completed
4.Pretty much if she gives me the gift I'm requesting her options are endless on the return value of her giving.

I have to ask all of you gents and ladies if this is a reasonable request???

I see presents with my name under the tree again so I'm thinking I'll have to stick to buying blowjobs for 2017!

sounds reasonable to me.....happy holidays baby!!!!!!!!

It would definitely save her alot of time, thought, and dealing with all the a$$holes that come out of the wood work and in to the public during the holidays- maybe she doesn't hate Christmas shopping as much as I do though!

Starting December 26th put a dollar in a jar every time you get a BJ from the SO...then that's what you spend on her Xmas gift next year. BOOM!


Needless to say I made top of the naughty list as usual.... sparkly pretty things and chocolate turtles for meeee

Thanks Dallas same to You babe!!

It would definitely save her alot of time, thought, and dealing with all the a$$holes that come out of the wood work and in to the public during the holidays- maybe she doesn't hate Christmas shopping as much as I do though!

Starting December 26th put a dollar in a jar every time you get a BJ from the SO...then that's what you spend on her Xmas gift next year. BOOM!


Needless to say I made top of the naughty list as usual.... sparkly pretty things and chocolate turtles for meeee Originally Posted by JocelynJohnsin

I think that's an amazing idea babe! The only problem is rather than coach purses and $100 yoga pants, I'd be shopping at the dollar store. I'm hoping you will be around more next year to help me with my dilemma?

I think that's an amazing idea babe! The only problem is rather than coach purses and $100 yoga pants, I'd be shopping at the dollar store. I'm hoping you will be around more next year to help me with my dilemma? Originally Posted by luvaffair74

Less coach purses = more fun money for you! If you still insist on buying yoga pants my ass fills them out pretty fabulously

Originally Posted by JocelynJohnsin

Well since I did marry her and still feel at least some allegiance, I'm going to shop the Wendy's Dollar Menu. Sadly she probably won't get a fries, maybe not even a drink.

Not even a pack of gum for my old lady. And she likes gum.

She told me she was expecting something really expensive for Christmas.

So I took her to the airport and bought her a sandwich.

Had a wise man tell me once" misery loves company". Very true.

Damn Slick, that new avatar is incredible.