25 words or less!

ck1942's Avatar
If hotel rooms could talk! (quote marks don't count)

"ck, you are so kinky!"

"I am hotel security. She is not registered here."

"Mffff! Ggggarrrg!"

"Housekeeping!"
Drtry1's Avatar
I've seen bigger!

I know her!
GeorgeDRII's Avatar
Weren't you just in another room down the hall yesterday?

What's that strange smell?

Is that it?!? Ha ha!

Awe ain't that cute an extra belly button.
GeorgeDRII's Avatar
Sorry that's 27. Take of the ha ha
winn dixie's Avatar
" uhhm sir, you 2 are making way too much noise, and keeping the other guests awake"
You're sticking it WHERE?
KlassyKelliAnn's Avatar
You have nice eyes.(lol)
Xesaddict's Avatar
"Really! You sure don't fuck like you're that old!"

My personal favorite: "You remind me of my dad." This after a 90 minute fuckfest.
oralee's Avatar
Posted by: KlassyKelliAnn

"You have nice eyes.(lol)"


I think during a session, I may have sung a song to you about your eyes! LOL
KlassyKelliAnn's Avatar
Posted by: KlassyKelliAnn

"You have nice eyes.(lol)"


I think during a session, I may have sung a song to you about your eyes! LOL Originally Posted by oralee
Sure did! 😍
But the above comment has an entirely different meaning which a few people will get. lol Kind of an inside joke.
"GFE doesn't mean watch TV and cuddle."
SgtGonzo's Avatar
Wtf are you on your period!
SofaKingFun's Avatar
If hotel rooms could talk?

"Why do they always leave me wreaking of sex, sweat, and shame?", asked the hotel room.

.

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Joe Buck's Avatar
Not you two again!
Sarah Renee's Avatar
"Men can NOT get off without jizzing ever..... OMFG!"(Period of heavy breathing) "What the hell? How was that even...DO THAT AGAIN!"