ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jokes please, reviews anything help pleaseeeeeeeeee.
Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
Having laughter withdrawal symptoms, OSD?
OK...
Three business men, a man from London, one from Paris and another from Dallas, are having dinner and cocktails one evening. After dinner, while enjoying a drink, the Londoner says to the others:
"Say, gents, what things do you do to your wives while making love that drives them crazy? Personally, I take warmed baby lotion, and slowly massage it into her body, all over as slowly as I can...and it just drives her crazy...."
The man from Paris responds: "My friends, when I make love to my wife, I take rose petals, and sprinkle them all over her body....and one by one, I slowly blow them off of her....and it just drives her crazy....."
The guys from Dallas says: "Boys, when I'm done fuckin' the old lady I wipe my dick off on the bedroom curtains.....and that absolutely drives her fuckin' crazy!!!!!"
elg....