The children began to identify the flavours by their color:
Red......................Cherr y
Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ................Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!