One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and trippedover a large snake and fell right on his twitchy little nose."Oh please excuse me," said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip overyou, but I'm blind and can't see.""That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it wasmy fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn'tsee you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?""Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I'venever seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you'resoft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffytail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!The bunny said, "I can't thank you enough. But by the way, what kindof animal are you?"The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the bunny agreed toexamine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, "Well,what kind of an animal am I?"The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied,"You're cold, you're slippery, and you haven't got any balls....You must be a politician."__._,_.___
- Egrbvr
- 02-03-2011, 01:35 PM
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and trippedover a large snake and fell right on his twitchy little nose."Oh please excuse me," said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip overyou, but I'm blind and can't see.""That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it wasmy fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn'tsee you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?""Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I'venever seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you'resoft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffytail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!The bunny said, "I can't thank you enough. But by the way, what kindof animal are you?"The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the bunny agreed toexamine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, "Well,what kind of an animal am I?"The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied,"You're cold, you're slippery, and you haven't got any balls....You must be a politician."__._,_.___
- DallasRain
- 02-03-2011, 01:59 PM
- thumpusa
- 02-03-2011, 02:06 PM
Ha...I didn't expect that ending.
- coast_encounter
- 02-03-2011, 02:27 PM
- cmdboy
- 02-03-2011, 02:35 PM
lol
- FishGuy13
- 02-03-2011, 07:14 PM
- Andrea Davis
- 02-04-2011, 08:56 PM
This really made my day!