Disable account - ASAP

I need my account disabled - ASAP.

My wife has been snooping on my computer. She has discovered that I am using this site. She has become aware that I am sleeping with black prostitutes which is a most definite no-no. She does not like (edit by Namssa points issued before disable)

She has also stumbled across massive amounts of porn and illegal files and is threatening to report me to the authorities on top of threatening to divorce me.

Within the past few hours she has now also threatened to Lorena Bobbitt me on top of the other things I have mentioned above.

Please disable my account - ASAP!

Thank uuuuuu mods