Lucky It Hit Me In The Foot!

I just had what could have easily been a marriage-ending experience...
Got home from my Friday afternoon hobby date, I was in luck because my wife was not home yet. I got undressed to grab a shower. While standing in the middle of the bathroom floor I felt something hit me in the foot, weird I thought what was that?
It was a condom that fell off of me as I was getting ready to get in the shower!
If I wouldn't have felt it hit me in the foot, it would have still been laying there on the bath rug when my wife walked in, not 5 minutes later!!
Important lesson, check those used condoms!!

LOL!!! Thank fuck I'm not married and don't have to worry about this.

Wow! Close call there!

LOL!!! Thank fuck I'm not married and don't have to worry about this. Originally Posted by Parttimehobbyist

Ditto and glad it worked out for you

Guys that are single have NO clue how being married complicates the hell out of this!

No kidding!!

Why in the name of all that is smart and of good common sense didnt you get rid of the condom before you came home? From the way that reads you wore the damn thing home with you?? I'm at a loss here, how does one put themselves in that particular situation?

I had a somewhat similar experience last year. When the condom was applied the provider set the wrapper on the bed. When we were finished we got up, got dressed, etc. When I got home i was feeling something rough scratching on my butt and down on to my hamstring area. I reached down on the outside of my pants leg, shook my leg to rid myself of this nuisance and lo and behold it was the condom package that I had sat my butt on momentarily and unwittingly while getting myself off the bed. And i dont think my window of opportunity was 5 minutes after i got home! I laugh now, but that day i wanted to crap my pants!

So good question, the condim in question was from round 2, which was pretty intense but I didnt pop again..after we were both laying on our stomachs for several minutes before I got up to get dressed...neither one of us noticed it was still on there!! After that I have no idea.

Guys that are single have NO clue how being married complicates the hell out of this! Originally Posted by watchoutthegameisrigged

No shit! That stress level can get pretty high at times. Which reminds me. I should go check my blood pressure.

For example, I have to keep checking to make sure my wife cant see my phone as I type this!

So good question, the condim in question was from round 2, which was pretty intense but I didnt pop again..after we were both laying on our stomachs for several minutes before I got up to get dressed...neither one of us noticed it was still on there!! After that I have no idea. Originally Posted by cesium69

MAn, from now on when you are dressing go to the bathroom and at the least wash off your dick/ball area. Girls can smell shit like blood hounds. LOL

I've never bothered before because I always come hime & hit the shower, but clearly I will now!!

When I play she's usually out of town. If not, I ALWAYS plan it to get home WAY before she does. Clothes go in the wash (do my own so nothing odd there) and my ass heads straight for the shower. I NEVER do the perp walk.

ROFLMAO! Glad to know I’m not the only hyper-paranoid guy out there! Of course, I’ve always thought that no matter what you were doing, that a healthy dose of paranoia was not a bad thing. It’s when you get too comfortable that you start making careless mistakes.