Sizes and Shapes of asses, Booties, ect in reviews

I always find myself disagreeing with many reviews when they describe a providers ass, Booty, Butt, whatever you want to call. It seems to me that we all have different tastes in what we consider to be a "great" ass, and what is great to one guy would be considered an ironing board for me. Some of us prefer the tiny, flat asses on the Spinners (seems to be the majority here), but others prefer the juicier, larger, junk in the trunk type of ass (seems to be the Minority but I know you guys are out there). I am wondering if we need to come up with some kind of ass rating system similar to bra sizes so that anyone reading the review will not have to "interpet" what the reviewer considers to be a nice booty. I would love to hear some thoughts on this.

I doubt the majority would say they preferred a flat ass.

Rating is a good idea but would still fall prey to subjectivity.

Maybe someone could make a chart.

Craven -- any chance you could get these bitches to turn around?

I am def not a fan of a flat ass. I like a juicy ass, size does matter. To big is just to big, to small and it just doesn see to have nice form. Ass size and look also depends on the hip to waist proportion. A girl with a tiny waist and a big ass drives me crazie. Although most girls only use their ass for show and not for play.

A flat ass is the only way us guys with 4" of throbbing hot meat can reach for doggie. A nice round ass and we are just sliding our shafts between ass cheeks and occasionally poking our helmet heads where it was meant to go.....

Craven -- any chance you could get these bitches to turn around?

Originally Posted by Paulwantsya

Will this work ?

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Would the next category be "Pod Worthy"?

being I see few and repeat a lot. And they keep letting me in the door
I can't be as bad a jackass they tell me I am

so even as a smaller butt lover, the right song for this thread must be

Finally a thread topic I can get behind


A nice round heart shaped ass is great! which brings up the hip to ass ratio... can't measure ass looking head on, and can't measure hips looking from the side... this is a very important mathematical equation... there must be good proportion here

And when that ratio is right... well...

so I went to look for a good butt chart
they all suck WTF

but I find a good one for the married guys


what you are married to .............................. ..... what you married at first

anyways I must like what others are calling flat


eeeee ^^^^^ another chart that sucks
what is clearly needed a bunch of butt pic's of real butts in the same pose taken at the same angle

Seems like we are on the right track, but some other issues have been brought up as well. Hip size, belly size, butt shapes, sizes, the list could go on and on. And I agree its not always about size either. I think bustybabygirl is on the right track though. Too bad she is out in Bingo I would love to see what hers looks like.

Would the next category be "Pod Worthy"? Originally Posted by Paulwantsya

Whales may feel insulted.....

Seems like we are on the right track, but some other issues have been brought up as well. Hip size, belly size, butt shapes, sizes, the list could go on and on. And I agree its not always about size either. I think bustybabygirl is on the right track though. Too bad she is out in Bingo I would love to see what hers looks like.

Originally Posted by Jesse pinkman

There is firmness as well. Perhaps a quarter bouncing scale? Everything thing from; " came back and hit me in the face" to " got swallowed up never to be seen again"