New Bra invention

Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas A&M University, has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops their nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

After a news conference announcing the invention, a group of men took Mr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.

Bang

And the end of the story,
He took a job at a women's college ( college name withheld for security purposes) to make sure he can feel and evaluate all breasts of different sizes. This will continue the improvement of the dreaded
Sports bra

Ah, don't worry. To counteract that bra, other scientists are developing bras that will capture the energy from breast movement (thus encouraging breast movement so we can power our ipads):

http://www.slate.com/articles/techno...s_circuit.html

Honey,

The power of positive thinking is a wonderful thing. Clicking up the AutoCAD right now.

Bang

Or a set of ear plugs for men to wear to harness the power created by a man watching and thinking of a woman's breast. A pair of sunglasses that will create energy by the rapid movement of a mans eyes .