Fun Thread

This is a spin off of the "3 Words" thread that we did quite awhile back. Let's start another since that one was so fun but this time, let's up the amount of words you can use to 5. Get your dirty ideas revved up.
I'll begin:

The muffin smelled amazingly delicious...

As my tongue licked it!!!!!!

oh my god your amazing.

How long is that thing?

Cats purr in the Allie

Ward and June Cleaver---


Ward: How's the Beaver doing, June

June: The Beaver is very tired

Ward (with a sad look on his face): The Beaver is always tired

June: The Beaver works too hard

Ward: Not for me it doesn't

June: The Beaver finds work everywhere

Ward (pissed off): Fuck you and the Beaver

Jack

ksjack is a bad handjob

oh god oh god aaaaaaaahhhhhhhheeerrrrggghhh!

Everyone quite football is on...

ksjack is a bad handjob Originally Posted by catnipdipper

There are no bad handjobs



catnipdipper needs to get laid



Jack

CuteOldGuy is in the house!

Don't move, I'll get towels.....

Holy Mary mother of GAWD

Its got its own zipcode!

I can't believe I ate.....

You'll poke your eye out!

Oh shit, call the paramedics

There are no bad handjobs



catnipdipper needs to get laid



Jack Originally Posted by ksjack

Ksjack never met my ex-wife.

So where did the story leave off? With 'Ksjack never met my ex-wife'?

Okay here goes:

He's boned lots of wives...

4 wives to be exact.