A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a beer. He pays with a twenty and the bartender figures, "What does a kangaroo know about money?" gives him a single in change.
Then his curiosity gets the better of him. "You know," he says to the kangaroo, "we don't get a lot of kangaroos in this place."
The kangaroo replies sourly, "Yeah, and at $19 for a beer, you won't be getting many more."
Very funny! Just can't believe what MANY of these gals that post now charge! "P*&^y" is great...but not THAT great! We all get to a point that paying too much is just that...paying too much for something that with enough recon, we can probably get for free!