A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store.
As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell mewhere the Post Office is?"The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a coupla blocksand turn to your right."The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town. I'd likefor you to come to church on Sunday...I'll show you how to get to Heaven."The little boy replied with a chuckle. "You're bullshitting me, right? You don'teven know the way to the Post Office!”
