So what are you giving up for Lent?
SF
Originally Posted by SpursFan
SF, true story: My 1st-ever time in a gentlemen's club was early March 1998, during a business trip to our Nation's Capitol. One evening a few old friends took me to dinner at the Crystal City Restaurant (
http://www.crystalcityrestaurant.com), where the "Feature Entertainer" that evening was Vanessa Young. During one of her performances she came out, wearing a bright yellow zoot suit (with matching top and thong), dancing to a 1940's swing tune.
Shortly after Vanessa's yellow top landed on my face -- much to the raucous laughter of my "buds" -- the waitress came by:
"Would any of you gentlemen care for dessert? We have a killer New York cheesecake."
I replied, "No, thank you, miss; I've given up desserts for Lent!"