Robotic Handjobs?

The Japanese think of everything...I dunno?

http://live.huffingtonpost.com/r/hig...bd?cps=gravity

With my luck there would be a short and it would squeeze my crunch bar off!

Thought?

Well, they are calibrated for small, so it might be a tighter grip than you might like.

Reminds me of that episode of Big Bang Theory and Howard.

It would take a highly specialized robot to give a handjob....

Bet that they can be more personable and less mechanical then some of the hand jobs I've received.

Ain't no way some robot will ever live up to my skills

I'd be scared of a malfunction, virus, power outage, etc. Reminds me of a "Big Bang Theory" episode.

Ain't no way some robot will ever live up to my skills Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

I bet...yep!
But if you aint around and Rosey is tired...well a mans gotta do

Three speeds slow, fast and holy shit.

Speed no. 3, Holy Shit, a/k/a "batter splatter."

I bet...yep!
But if you aint around and Rosey is tired...well a mans gotta do Originally Posted by BigDeal

Ain't no way some robot will ever live up to my skills Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

I'm told several have tried....

I'm told several have tried....

Originally Posted by malwoody

come on MW try to think! How is a robot going to live? To live you gotta have blood pumping through your. Um, well you know.

aka "Having one off the wrist in memory of Onan" - Genesis Chapter 37 IIRC