The DAM Awards

A bit of entertainment:

Have you ever heard someone say something, or write something, or seen something stupid on TV and you're like "That's one dumb ass motherfucker"?



Since it's February 269 up in this bitch, please feel free to post your nominations here and maybe every week we can vote (via 'likes') for the newest DAM and crown them accordingly... by inviting them to play speedbump

All winners get PMed a coupon for a free tranny taint shot.

Let the games begin.

wreckshop.... All the post.

no he did not just drop the mike....

hold up DG... I'mma let you finish but..



This muthafucka here:

BFCosh pattern to comment on Player out of the blue whenever a chick has an issue or non glowing comment is made. My last post about her was stellar. She has lied about me seeing her since February. My comment about her this week and last week were very positive and defended her about bleaching the starfish. Don't know why she put me on blast statewide but mods quickly caught it in SA.

I want to know the pattern BFCosh? Please elaborate Originally Posted by The Player

I'd like to opt out of this contest and please, no PM's no matter how many times I win. :P

making it so I can't have a few beers, get a buzz, and get carried away here!

The winner is clear, it's got to be pxmcc, the supposed double doctorate having, gun wielding looking for revenge stalking (according to review comments), hot pepper eating blowhard

Here's a recent review thread where he talks to himself for 2 days

Here's a few gems from this epic review thread commentary, sorry ladies half of it is in private tags for no real reason:

in reference to bareback greek

what everybody forgets is that bbbj is the same thing. same bugs, same transmission rates, etc etc. i know i have a ph d in the stuff. just saying Originally Posted by pxmcc

i stand by my assertion that bbbj and daty are at least as dangerous as bareback greek. Originally Posted by pxmcc

Finally after way too many pages back and forth failing to back up his claims, this mensa candidate gives us his supposed Curriculum Vitae

heres my cv, and cut the shit.
bachelor of science, biochemistry. university of dallas.
doctor of philosophy, molecular biology with a concentration in microbiology, texas woman's university-denton campus
juris doctor, university of houston law school
professor of law, university of houston hilton college
accepted into medical school, university of texas medical branch at galveston
mcat-40T. blew those fucks at harvard out of the water.
so either chill the fuck out or go fuck yourself Originally Posted by pxmcc

he sounds like hotboyz

Wow

Butt I have two nominees on the same thread, posts #1 batman and #17 halfbad, should be worthy of consideration.

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1164379


Yesterday, 08:51 PM #1 Batman
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Join Date: Feb 7, 2010
Location: FTW
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CHL holders, what do you do?
I just saw a selfie of Pistol Marks wielding an exotic looking weapon (not a metaphor or euphemism, an actual handgun). Which brought to mind a question I've wanted to ask for some time. This is not a political post in any way, looking for practical answers.

Guys, if you regularly, legally carry a concealed weapon (refrain yourselves), what do you do with it during a session? Do you carry it in and potentially freak out the provider you're seeing or leave it in the car? I've had appointments in some sketchy areas and would hate to think a weapon could get stolen. Do you ask/warn the provider if you choose not to leave it in the car and how does that work out for you? With the large percentage of Texans with CHL permits, there must be hundreds on this site at least. I ask a serious question but boys will be boys so go ahead, take your best shot!

Ladies, please feel free to weigh in here as well...sure many of you have protection (here we go!) in your bags or purses!





Today, 09:38 AM #17 Halfbad
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Just two thoughts on this . . .

1. Concealed means concealed. Keep it out of sight. No one should know you have it, if they do, you have screwed up.

2. Ladies (and gents) keep in mind one little tidbit . . . as a percentage, someone without a CHL is SIX TIMES more likely to be arrested for a violent felony than someone who does not have a CHL. They are also 3 times less likely than a sworn peace officer. Which would you rather have show up at your establishment?

Statistics are on the CHL section of the DPS website. I feel sorry sometimes for the ignorant commercial establishments that display the 30.06 sign, it keeps me out, but do you think the average gang banger/criminal who is already illegally carrying cares one_simple_goddam about the freaking sign?

Must... have... quotes...

Sorry but I think you blew your load with your second post, just hit find more post by, and it's a sure winner everytime.

Huh?

Huh? Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

Uh oh maybe that was the most dumbass motherfucker post.

Come with a quote or fuck off..

I understood what LD said. My post was then edited to include the posts. No biggee.

Huh? Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

Uh oh maybe that was the most dumbass motherfucker post. Originally Posted by Suicidal Failure

Come with a quote or fuck off.. Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

Did you miss your own quote fucking dumbass motherfucker poster of the year?

Lord, I need a drinck. Dude, remember, its down the road not across the street. You can do it.