Guys, What would you do?

Have you ever met with an escort and didn’t know exactly what her face looked like? A lot of providers blur their faces on their photos due to safety/personal reasons. My real question is this: Have you ever made an appointment with an escort that had a smoking hot body, yet when she arrived her face was just yuk??!!! How did you handle the situation?


This sort of reminds me of the movie Porky’s Revenge, you know, when Meat ran into Blossom (Porky’s daughter).. LOL!! For those of you who don’t now what I’m taking about– in that movie the boy’s run into a lady bent over a hood of a car that’s broke down on the side of the road, she has a smoking hot body with legs that go forever, then when Meat gets out of the truck to assist her she raises her head from underneath the hood and she is butt ass ugly!! His friend’s take off and leave him there with her!!! LMAO!!

I would leave if her face was "yuk" to me. I understand why a provider would choose not to show her face, but she needs to understand how that could lead to awkward situations if someone who makes a date does not find her attractive.

I call that a triple bagger! One for her, one for me and one for the peeping tom at the window! We should all have protection! LOL

I call that a triple bagger! One for her, one for me and one for the peeping tom at the window! We should all have protection! LOL Originally Posted by Still Looking

Hey SL, you could go green and save the trees if you just pull the breaker out the box!!! LOL!!

I would leave if her face was "yuk" to me. I understand why a provider would choose not to show her face, but she needs to understand how that could lead to awkward situations if someone who makes a date does not find her attractive. Originally Posted by CarolinaGent

Very True CG, that's why I guess it would be smart of the guy asks the provider to email him a photo with a visable face shot before the appointment!! Another thing that can be a big turn off is "bad teeth"!!!

Hey SL, you could go green and save the trees if you just pull the breaker out the box!!! LOL!!
Originally Posted by only1sweetmaddy

Thats funny! I like that! But in my deal there is one plastic bag and two paper bags! Guess who gets the plastic? LOL

That's were reviews come in handy, most will comment on the providers looks

I was going to lurk today, but I just have to comment on this topic.

Yes, I have had this happen. But once I commit to a date, I commit. I take it as a lesson learned. I probably won't see the lady again.

More importantly than her face, is her attitude. It can overcome my unwillingness to see a lady again, so attitude plays a big role.

There are faces out there that are just plain beautiful. I have been tempted by them in cases in which I would normally pass over a provider. I haven't called one yet, but it's not outside the realm of possibility.

I like to think I'm an equal opportunity hobbyist.

BTW, I don't do reviews, nor do I have PA, so I can't see the details. I think they don't matter much.

It is fairly common that you will see a provider without a clear face picture, and you have to rely upon reviews to get a sense of what the lady looks like. The difficulty is so many guys overrate popular providers and call them beautiful or very pretty when they clearly are not. You must look for the subtle phrasings that tell you that while the girl may have a smoking body and great skills, she is not going to be modeling makeup in Vogue any time soon.

So the extreme example that the OP presents does not happen with reviewed providers, but you can and will be slightly disappointed in a provider's facial looks. You just man up and do your best to enjoy the session and chalk another on up to experience. The big test is whether you write a truthful review or do you say nothing to correct the record.

I would go ahead with the date as long as the body shots were not fake.

That's were reviews come in handy, most will comment on the providers looks Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

+1

It is fairly common that you will see a provider without a clear face picture, and you have to rely upon reviews to get a sense of what the lady looks like. The difficulty is so many guys overrate popular providers and call them beautiful or very pretty when they clearly are not. You must look for the subtle phrasings that tell you that while the girl may have a smoking body and great skills, she is not going to be modeling makeup in Vogue any time soon.

So the extreme example that the OP presents does not happen with reviewed providers, but you can and will be slightly disappointed in a provider's facial looks. You just man up and do your best to enjoy the session and chalk another on up to experience. The big test is whether you write a truthful review or do you say nothing to correct the record. Originally Posted by awl4knot

Super +1.

If there is one thing I am very proud of it is my face LOL! I am more than happy to show it off if requested after screening. No problem there .

I have only had that happen once with a nice body and an unattractive face.
Her pics are accurate with the face blurred.So I was not prepared when I saw her. I went ahaed with the appointment and to her credit her skills and body make up for the butter face.
It was an enjoyable sesssion but I could never get over the difference between the body and face.

You can't always count on reviews to be accurate in the description of the face this lady has plenty of reviews and her face was only mentioned in one review.

Now I won't see a provider without face pics. I am a big fan of beautiful eyes and a great ass.

Now I won't see a provider without face pics. I am a big fan of beautiful eyes and a great ass. Originally Posted by bodilly

Pretty teeth too. Hard to find ladies ads or websites where they actual smile or show their teeth.