>
> 'Hello?'
>
>
> 'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'
>
>
> 'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'
>
>
> After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
Paul.'
>
>
> 'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.'
>
>
> Brief Pause.
>
>
> 'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on
> the table, run upstairs And knock on the bedroom door and shout to
> Mommy That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'
>
>
> 'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'
>
> A few minutes later The little girl comes back to the phone.
>
>
> 'I did it, Daddy.'
>
>
> 'What happened, honey?'
>
>
> 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
> ran around screaming.
>
>
> Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she
> isn't moving at all!'
>
>
> 'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'
>
>
> 'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared
> and he jumped out of the back window into the swimming pool.
>
> I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean
> it. He hit the bottom of the pool, I think he's dead.'
>
>
> Long Pause
>
>
>
> Longer Pause
>
>
>
> Even Longer Pause
>
>
>
> Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?'
>
>
> No, I think you have the wrong number.
