Whiskey Lube, Bacon Lube

I can't make this stuff up. Who's going to be the first to try it out.

http://epicmtproducts.3dcartstores.com/Sex_c_1.html

I'm not sure I'd want to pay 11.99 to try it out. LOL Who wants whiskey dick? I don't even think a man would want that. They should have said how many ounces are in the bottle. I can make my own bacon lube....just take some Astroglide and toss in a few BaconBits. LOL

The bacon bits will scratch, won't they?

I guess I didn't think that far ahead. LOL

Bacon lube for when you bonking a porker.

a littlel bacon fat...add a glob of crisco...that'll about lube anything.

It was bad enough - last time I was in England - when the waiter asked if I'd like a "spotted dick"...I thought he was hitting on me. lol. Turns out it's quite good. Not so sure about whiskey dick. I've had it a few times. Can't say I enjoyed it...neither did she. lol