A wife treats her hubby by taking him to a Strip club for he birthday... At the club, the doorman says "Hi Jim, how you doing?
The wife asks "how does he know you?"
Jim says, "ah, I played football with him"
At the bar, the bartender, says "the usual?
Jim say to his wife, "before you say anything, he is on the bowling team"
The stripper says, "Hi Jim, do you crave the special again?"
The wife drags hubby out of the club, and into a taxi...
The Taxi driver says, "hey jimmy, you picked up an ugly tonight!"
Jim's funeral is Sunday.
My add:
Moral of the story, never use you real name?!
