Depression

WHY I'M DEPRESSED

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of
Israel,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to
the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced)
Roosevelt said,
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the
Promised Land."

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the
price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the
economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds,
etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was
connected to a call center in
Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......




swpaul's Avatar
That is classic and very funny!
DallasRain's Avatar
lol--good one!!
giggle...you can find them! lol