bad pick up lines

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.


Cute dog. Does it have a phone number?
This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine.

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May i kiss you? MY mom said i was the best kisser in the neighborhood

That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.

When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted.

Around here, it's an "in" look.

Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself!

Please come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!


Hey baby, you've captured my eye. Could I have it back?
It's the only one I've got, to fall in love with you at first sight

.Mmm baby! You're decomposing in ALL the right places!

Are those your eyes? Or did someone take the stars of heaven and jam them in your face?

I know you like guys with tattoos. But, I have a huge rash AND it will not go away! It's shaped exactly like Pennsylvania!

I take no credit for these lines. I stole them from Greg Hahn a great comedian!

Be Careful and Enjoy!

Biomed1

That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I a
When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted.

Around here, it's an "in" look.

Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself!

Please come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!


Hey baby, you've captured my eye. Could I have it back?
It's the only one I've got, to fall in love with you at first sight

.Mmm baby! You're decomposing in ALL the right places! Originally Posted by DallasRain

That's not a beer belly! That's a Reverse Cow Girl back support padding system! We wouldn't want you to strain your back now? Would We?

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This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine.