San Antonio Customs and Procedures (a rant)

JamesJ's Avatar
Been in town for a few days, and am quite confused about whats going on.

#1) Why does everything close early?

Went to Walgreens at 1am, had to pass 3 Walgreens and two CVS to find one open. Majority of providers here have hours posted: available until 5pm or 3pm or 8pm. Is there a werewolf or vampire infestation?

#2) Provider responsiveness?

I always like to PM or email before texting. We all know that we are using hobby phones, and there is more risk in the phone communication anyways. Keep those conversations short and ambiguous. But here I am sending a PM or email, or P411 request, and it takes a long time to get a response. Even though I can see a provider is online and active.

Now I finally made a date, I texted to confirm as promised. 3 hours later get a PM to change the date. Why no text back?

#3) SNATCH?

At first I thought...SNATCH thread, what a great idea. But when the ladies are posting on there, and then not responding...kinda defeats the purpose.

#4) Texting?

Once again, back to the riskiness of phone communications.

After several failed attempts to connect timely through PM, I tried a text to a SNATCH poster AND a PM.

Me: "Hey can't sleep, saw your post on eccie, want to hang out?, sent you a pm also"

An hour later, I get 6 text messages in a row saying:

"hang out or have a session?" <---big no-no question in my book,its obvious
"hello"
"??????"
"I'll need your height, weight, hair color, race, eye color and references."
"I guess your not interested"
"You have a good night"

#5) Lots of Spanish, no Greek?

Why are there so few greek providers here? I challenge you to try to find a greek provider that is also available after 6pm!

If you go through P411, you will see that the top 3-4 are all visiting from Houston! Sorry that makes me laugh.

Anyway, I am not sure if there are too many managers here or what, but its seems like a mess. Any insights?
mayorcastro's Avatar
Get used to it
Still Looking's Avatar
sms918's Avatar
We don't like to talk about the Vampire and Werewolf problem here in SA. Everything just closes early, so do providers. make sure when you pm, that you tell them you use garlic cologne. makes them feel safer.




just be leery if the provider's name is .... BUFFY.



sorry. but I like your theory.
I just go to Austin. Or wait until a lady from Austin comes into town. In Austin, there is 5X quantity and 25X quality. Competition evidently breeds professionalism.
sms918's Avatar
Austin, now your talking about Zombies and Walkers.
flinde's Avatar
smartest thing you ever said still looking
Guess what, it happens in Houston the same way but the usual top girls are from Dallas. It amazes me because that happened to me an hour ago and the girl tells me when can I come see her even though she blew me off at 12:30 go figure!
scooterscuzz's Avatar
Been in town for a few days, and am quite confused about whats going on.

#1) Why does everything close early?

Went to Walgreens at 1am, had to pass 3 Walgreens and two CVS to find one open. Majority of providers here have hours posted: available until 5pm or 3pm or 8pm. Is there a werewolf or vampire infestation?

#2) Provider responsiveness?

I always like to PM or email before texting. We all know that we are using hobby phones, and there is more risk in the phone communication anyways. Keep those conversations short and ambiguous. But here I am sending a PM or email, or P411 request, and it takes a long time to get a response. Even though I can see a provider is online and active.

Now I finally made a date, I texted to confirm as promised. 3 hours later get a PM to change the date. Why no text back?

#3) SNATCH?

At first I thought...SNATCH thread, what a great idea. But when the ladies are posting on there, and then not responding...kinda defeats the purpose.

#4) Texting?

Once again, back to the riskiness of phone communications.

After several failed attempts to connect timely through PM, I tried a text to a SNATCH poster AND a PM.

Me: "Hey can't sleep, saw your post on eccie, want to hang out?, sent you a pm also"

An hour later, I get 6 text messages in a row saying:

"hang out or have a session?" <---big no-no question in my book,its obvious
"hello"
"??????"
"I'll need your height, weight, hair color, race, eye color and references."
"I guess your not interested"
"You have a good night"

#5) Lots of Spanish, no Greek?

Why are there so few greek providers here? I challenge you to try to find a greek provider that is also available after 6pm!

If you go through P411, you will see that the top 3-4 are all visiting from Houston! Sorry that makes me laugh.

Anyway, I am not sure if there are too many managers here or what, but its seems like a mess. Any insights? Originally Posted by JamesJ
Consider yourself lucky James. I've experienced much worse, to the tune of lo$$ off funds. One thing though, once you get your "sea legs"' about this place, you don't make the silly mistakes twice, (I've made a slew of them). One just yesterday. I have gained a lot of knowledge from hanging out on this site from local members. Progressive cities like Dallas and Austin, seems to me will kind of spoil you and increase your naiveness. Hang in there!
"Big" city, small town mentality...
Precious_b's Avatar
We don't like to talk about the Vampire and Werewolf problem here in SA.
... Originally Posted by sms918

Especially after the Troll infestation.
I totally agree...
You forgot one:

6) San Antonio Time: Where there is no relationship between the time you set an appointment and the time the session actually begins. For example: Telling an escort to stop by your place at 9 p.m. translates to "stop by anytime between 9 p.m. and daybreak the next morning".
why you complaining, this is normal