Hey Girls want some cheese with that penis

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tff

The title was so gross I just had to read it...lol
That's wrong on so many levels...

LOL, what a freakshow

Hey, Babybel, lookin' for a Gouda time? Havarti got a surprise for you! It's a Munster! You'll Greve if you don't watch me Rubens it all over myself! Whoops! It's the Bruxton Blue on my Butte! Brie right back!

Educate us oh grandmaster of cheese PDid!

Hey, Babybel, lookin' for a Gouda time? Havarti got a surprise for you! It's a Munster! You'll Greve if you don't watch me Rubens it all over myself! Whoops! It's the Bruxton Blue on my Butte! Brie right back! Originally Posted by PDid

COCHINO!!!!!!!!

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I personally prefer string cheese when soliciting sex

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tff Originally Posted by pickupkid

I know Im Not the only lady here who was thinking that this thread
was referring to a different kind of penis cheese, IJS!
(EWWW!) But this is horrible and hilarious!

Hey, Babybel, lookin' for a Gouda time? Havarti got a surprise for you! It's a Munster! You'll Greve if you don't watch me Rubens it all over myself! Whoops! It's the Bruxton Blue on my Butte! Brie right back! Originally Posted by PDid

Me being someone who loves cheese (Not penis cheese) that entire post was Awesome! You're great for that one Pdid!

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I personally prefer string cheese when soliciting sex Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

Posts like these are exactly why Im very proud to call NikkiWhite my best friend, you are too ridiculous! Love ya for that one!

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I personally prefer string cheese when soliciting sex Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

Bring it...I'll eat you...er it Nikki .......lol........

That wasn't store bought Swiss cheese. Must have poked his dick through cheese slices.

"You haven't asked me about Limberger, sir..."
- Mr. Wensleydell, Wensleydell Cheese Shop. Finest Cheese Shop in the district...

PUK, You put that *I know it's going to be bad but I can't resist looking* quality to this thread that all the Providers are checking out LOL!

Splendid Pdid and Nikki! Funny retorts.

And to think I hooked up a Provider with a Costco membership so she could hit the cheese there. I hate how HEB cut there selection. I don't want to go to some high price place to get a good smoked Holland Gouda.

I hate how HEB cut there selection. I don't want to go to some high price place to get a good smoked Holland Gouda. Originally Posted by Precious_b

HEB has done their homework and now stocks their stores very differently based on the neighborhood they're in. If you're willing to make the drive, the "Kosher-B" at NW Military/Wurzbach Parkway and the "Gucci-B" on Broadway in Alamo Heights both have very extensive cheese departments. Slightly less extensive but still good is the store at 281/Evans Rd.

Hate to say this, but the more it smells the better I like it.

I remember a cheese expert describing a rare type of cheese. He had the interviewer smell it and said "You know what that is?" The reviewer said no. The man replied "That is the smell of the feet of God."