Elf membership. lol

http://www.thegfegirls.com/#!__be-a-friend

Have loved me some elves but 400-500 bones to be a member? lol wow.
The DarkSide's Avatar
"member"ship has it's privileges!
Ya I could see MAYBE joining with a couple appt payments. But no way just sending money with no elfs in site. I watched a show called scammers today, this has scam written all over it. lol
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I guess if you saw the Elves a lot, the value would be worth it. It also depends on what the "Free Meet & Greet Induction with your chosen Elf" includes. If it is an actual date, then the difference is only a couple of hundred bucks. If I was a regular of the Elves, I'd consider it.
Ya I could see MAYBE joining with a couple appt payments. But no way just sending money with no elfs in site. I watched a show called scammers today, this has scam written all over it. lol Originally Posted by royamcr
I completely agree, 10yrs, 25 states, 3700 reviews, girls in KC every other week, never a single LE issue, has to be a scam. BTW there is a good chance that I am also a moron too!
I guess if you saw the Elves a lot, the value would be worth it. It also depends on what the "Free Meet & Greet Induction with your chosen Elf" includes. If it is an actual date, then the difference is only a couple of hundred bucks. If I was a regular of the Elves, I'd consider it. Originally Posted by KCQuestor
According to the website, it's a free 30-min. session.

EDIT: Also, FWIW, if you regularly see the elves, the membership pays for itself. You can get a block of 10 appointments for use whenever for 2250 up front (as opposed the the 3000 normal rate) and your membership has already more than paid for itself. Add in other stuff like every 10th date is half off and 25 off for reviews and it seems like it'd be well worth it.
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According to the website, it's a free 30-min. session. Originally Posted by CarlosSpicyWeiner
Yeah, on the Web page linked it says "As a Lifetime Member of the Elves, you recieve a private 30 minute visit 1 on 1 with your favorite Elf for us to get to know you better"

So I guess it could be a full session. It could also be a "Meet & Greet" in a bar where nothing takes place. or anything in between.

But as you say, it pays for itself after 10 visits if you are willing to prepay and after that there are other perks.
Does anyone have access to the "elf porn" that is on elves webpage?
Does anyone have access to the "elf porn" that is on elves webpage? Originally Posted by geddon436

Site says a lifetime member does. Highly doubt after they pay 500 smackers they are just gonna give it to you for free tho.
I was just curious how well the "vids" and "porn" were
Kinda rethinking my original post, looks like the benefits aren't too bad. Hmmm. Maybe if there were more elves, seems to be limited these days.
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EDIT: Also, FWIW, if you regularly see the elves, the membership pays for itself. You can get a block of 10 appointments for use whenever for 2250 up front (as opposed the the 3000 normal rate) and your membership has already more than paid for itself. Add in other stuff like every 10th date is half off and 25 off for reviews and it seems like it'd be well worth it. Originally Posted by CarlosSpicyWeiner
I've been thinking more and more about this and I wonder how well it would work in practice. I mean, we all know that if we prepay a lady, we can usually count on not getting the future dates. They spend the money and when it is time to pay up they are always busy.

I wonder if an agency would have similar issues. Are the ladies going to be happy working for reduced amount (I'm assuming that not all of the discount comes out of the house's cut)?
KCQ...you have been around long enough to remember when Santa would make his postings in KC.

Would you trust your money and prepay...knowing he was the guy collecting the bucks.
Even putting aside questions of honesty...I don't think this guy had a clue (beyond recruiting) on how to run a "successful national firm" as he called it.
It was a joke, except for the girls.

I always said about the elf's...the girls were amazing, and their reviews speak for themselves.

But Santa....I mean remember his nonsense??

Plus I spent some time in the N.O. forum...not recently. But a few months back when Elle finally left.
Things got real dicey for him. Without question, the dude knows how to recruit. But who kept them
around, was not him...but some other female influence.

BTW, Santa has been known for using fake handles to promote his stuff....so in anticipation of that, may I say HI SANTA

Why are they doing this, IMO...cash flow ain't what it used to be.
Thinking muny4huny is "santa". Ya, kinda what I was thinking. Easier to part with 400 during an appt then reap the bennys in the future. Like I said, if there was a stable of 10-12 girls on the site then might jump in.
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It's your money, spend it how you like. That being said... By its very nature, this hobby is a pay as you go, not a pre-pay thing. Before you send that money off to Santa (or anyone else) for "future services," I strongly encourage you to search the forums for all the positive pre-pay experiences that have been shared by members over time. (That search results box will be very small).