Too Big

This for all the providers. Ladies.... I have a big cock. I am not trying to boast but it is true. For my ex-wife, providers and AMPs it seem to be too big and thick for them. So what size you ladies prefer?

TFF, sir Moebee!!

I've found that size matters much less than knowing how to work with what you have..

Remember, always pre-heat the oven for optimal results.

I have never had a problem with size or shape....the body stretches. ...

Pussy comes one size fits all...

Guys who have big winky's don't brag about it how many posts are you going to make ?

What's size? Just as long as it stays "hard" during play time...

[Insert best "big dick" joke here]

Hehehe.... "Winky." Reminds me of a story:

Guy's been dating a sweet girl for a long time. She seems virginal and he doesn't push sex; he's very interested in her innocence. Friends advise him to "test" her sexual knowledge by offering to show her his dick and gauge her reaction. If she shies, chances are good she's truly a virgin.

So one evening, he starts to unzip his pants and asks if she'd like to see his cock. She covers her eyes and says, "No! Put your winky away!" Satisfied, he zips and proposes.

On their wedding night, she pulls back the covers and says, "That's a nice winky!" He says, "Honey, we're married now; you can call it a cock."

She said, "No, that's a winky. A cock is longer and thicker. And black."

<Rimshot>

^^^^^

"I'd like to show you all something I'm very proud of. Those of you in the first few rows will have to move back." - Robin Williams

What's size? Just as long as it stays "hard" during play time... Originally Posted by Sonya Playmate

Awand this is why she is a Top Tier lady in SA. Well said Sonya for us gentlemen who are not well endowed. Always nice to hear. Haha