Cashed Strapped Johns Getting Creative!

When it's hard (your dick)...

And times are hard (no cash)...

http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-no...ds_up_wit.html

I should Barter Tennis lessons for BCD sessions...

Looks like lovelyevelyn scooped you on this one.

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1697433

I did a half ass check to see if anyone had posted this. Next time I'll dig a little deeper. Still too funny not to post, plus I sympathize with the poor bastard. I don't have the ball-n-chain, but my pockets have more lint than cash for the next few months. May have start offering to cut the grass, do laundry, or wash the dishes for some tail.

Wait a minute...that's marriage!

Bingo!!!

Its Chicken Ranch Time

The article title states it was a tip. Not payment.
I didn't bother to read it.